Psych Ward

Prison with mandatory poisonous drugs and "therapy".

I told my teacher to eat shit and die so they said I was crazy, had me evaluated in the psych ward where I couldn't even go outside. Eventually I had to agree to swallow their "medications", which were really pharmaceutical drugs in disguise. After my evaluation I returned to school and I told my teacher it was all her fault and I hope her pension falls through because she doesn't deserve it.

by Space Wrangler August 28, 2021

dyke-psych

When a female pretends to be a lesbian in order to gain attention and then it is revealed that she is not.

"Did you hear that t.A.t.U are lesbians?"

"No dude, that's totally a dyke-psych!"

by thebasement December 24, 2009

butt psyche

When you stick your butt in a friends face and make them think you are going to fart on them. The experience eventually loosens them up to the experience until you actually fart on them. And so the game goes on.

I thought he was going to fart on me but it was just a butt psyche!

by Dick Furgeson October 18, 2015

psych juice

An energy drink (most likely redbull) that you swig before doing something crazy

Yo lemme get some of that psych juice before I send a layout off that kicker duuude!!

by TravisPastrami February 02, 2021

Like Psych

The act of 'liking' and 'unliking' a status on Facebook in an attempt to trick the poster of the status.

I thought I had a like on my status I posted earlier, but it was just a Like Psych.

by chillski420420 October 06, 2010

psych help

when a psychiatrists help is fake.

veteran: need help
psychiatrist: u gonna kill urself or not
veteran: need help
psychiatrist: here you go pills
veteran: thanks for the psych help

by BumStatusYo December 18, 2018

pop psych

pop psych

NOT studied by four members of girlie mouse. Pop psych is the rubbish that is spouted on TV about relationships, mind reading and body language. If you are doing a psychology degree, you may find yourself being questioned by friends on said topics. It is perfectly acceptable to peanut butter pirate them in rage

Random - "Ooh you do psychology, tell me why my boyfriend hates me"
Girlie mouse hottie "I don't do pop psych"
Result = poo in random's face

by tired lally May 31, 2005