Anal Probe

a Name for a Part of a Alien Abduction whne they stick a Probe into The Abductie's Anal Regions

Cartman Gets a Anal Probe

by Clint H. Hoyt February 8, 2007

procreate

1. a colloquial term used in place of the scientific description"fuck"

2. someone in favor of alternative building materials.

People on public buses are very interested in procreating.

Ted: I wanted to procreate with insert name; she had a really large ass and I thought we were meant to be.

Oh procreate! I totally forgot to bring my English essay!

2. The debate between the pro-crete activists and the con-crete activists is intensifying.

by draconlord November 26, 2010

GERIATRIC POLY PROBE

When you take an elderly woman’s false teeth out and stick them in her ass and then you perform anal sex on her.

Yo dude, I picked up this old bitch at Bingo last night. The dumb ho wouldn’t stop talkin’ so I gave her the Geriatric Poly Probe

by DartmouthInDaHouse June 5, 2009

poored

Being bored and poor at the same time. Being bored because you're poor, rather.

"Hey man, what are you getting into tonight?"

"Nothing, I'm too broke to do anything. I guess I'll just stay home and do nothing."

"Damn, that sucks man. You're gonna be poored for sure."

"What did you say dude?"

"I said you're gonna be bored, chill, goodnight."

by feetoid October 25, 2009

probemotion

Getting a promotion by getting fucked in the ass.

Luke: Did you hear about Haley?
Mark: No. What happened?
Luke: She got a probemotion last week.

by digitechguy July 25, 2011

Procedure Town

A term used by workers, usually in minimum wage jobs, who deliberately follow work place procedures to the letter in order to slow down the functioning of the business and annoy managers.

"Fuck this place, I'm going downtown to procedure town."

by Bravo Tango Cheesecake January 20, 2021

Poregasm

When you pop a juicy pimple that was so large your pore orgasms onto the mirror in front of your face.

This pimple was so large, when I popped it my face literally had a poregasm.

by caKe_no November 23, 2010