poonannie

A more ebonics equivalent for pussy.

I'd like to tap on that bitches poonannie!

by textfile232 December 28, 2005

Poonani

Noun. Slang word for the vagina. Pussy Cunt Muff

Do you want to smell my poonani?

by Anonymous November 4, 2002

poon points

Points that lead up to the acquisition of a girl's womanhood. The more poon points one has attained, the more likely they are to get laid.

Guy #1: Dude, you owe me, I got you like 30 poon points today with Ashley.

by zander_r00lz March 4, 2009

Poon-Chen

Poon chen is an infectious disease that causes the intense rotting of the genetalia and can only be treaeted with poon-chen cream except in severe cases. Such cases may only be handled by an expert such as Dr. M. Riding.

"Hey dude, can you help me out, i'm out of cream and my poon-chen is acting up again" - poor sod with poon-chen

by Dr. M. Riding December 1, 2010

Plooning

The act of platonically spooning, or spooning with no romantic intentions, solely for friendly comfort and affection

To best friend: "I've been in a sad mood all day and I am in need of some comfort. Do you feel like plooning?"

by shannonk November 12, 2013

poon slayer

poon slayer- a guy who fucks alot of hot chicks

"He fucked two chicks last night, what a poon slayer!"

by dmudra21 March 11, 2010

Poonable

Some one who you find attractive/want to fuck (poontang).

"Check out that bird, she looks poonable! If you know what i mean." bruce exclaimed. "I have no idea what you mean, bruce" said Kensington MacBallsack.

by Mutilatedzombiecarcass July 25, 2009