Procrasturbating

Procrastinating by the act of masturbating.

"Hey dude, my mom caught me procrasturbating so now I have to go finish my homework...and start attending church again"

by D-daii March 25, 2010

procrastabation

The art of not doing your paper and instead looking at pron on the internet and masterbating to it

procrastabation stopped me from doing my english paper

by Wcoop3 February 25, 2010

procrasturbating

to maturbate to use as an excuse for not doing homework, work, etc..

yo dude i just got done procrasturbating so i am happy now...

teacher: why isnt your paper done

Billy: I was procrasturbating all night

by Tyler Falk September 2, 2005

Procrasturbating

Procrastinating by masturbating.

With so many finals to study for, I spent many night procrasturbating!

by xHoneyBeex June 12, 2011

procrastinating

A word that is popularly used in setting facebook status for no good reason.

Santa is Procrastinating.

by paliam May 7, 2009

procrastibating

When one is masturbating so they don't have to do something important. i.e. Homework, Project, etc.

Im procrastibating instead of doing my Language Arts project

by McCrackhead September 13, 2010

Procrastamating

(Verb) The act of having sex instead of doing something more important.

"Is it really procrastamating if the alternative is studying for an anatomy test?"

"I don't feel like doing this paper. Babe, let's procrastamate."

by MarkFredo November 14, 2013