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private chat

The thing fucking used when you want to talk to one fucking person; not a fucking group chat.
by IWANTTOFUCKINGKMS December 3, 2017
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private story

A story for people you actually like and you post stuff about your personal life
Joe : do you have one of those private story’s

Me : yeah

Joe : add me , bro !
by Grace gelling July 7, 2019
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private browsing

1) The button on Safari (Mac internet application) that keeps everything you do out of your history until you turn it off. Practically made for porn.

2) Jacking off

Thank Steve Jobs, everyone. Now you can watch porn and keep your history squeaky clean
1) Private browsing is a super invention

2) Woman: whatcha doin?
Man: Private browsing
by mac-lovin January 19, 2008
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Private Square

Your 'private square' is an invisible square that covers the top of your chest to just below your 'privates'. When someone (ie a rapist) moves to touch you inappropriately in this area, you must show them your 'Private Square'.

*Hold hand out in a stop sign*
STOP, don't touch me there!
*Do a 4 point motion of the square*
This is my private Square!
*Move arms rigidly up and down*
R. A. P. E!
*Point finger in a nagging motion*
Keep your hands away from me!
*Flail arms wildly as if you've just won the argument*
BITCH, go rape someone else!
Elly: I was almost totally raped last night
Nick: Oh my God, are you alright?
Elly: Yeh, I showed him my private square and he ran away, defeated.
by Octopusraves February 21, 2011
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prieto

a word spanish slang to decribe someone who is dark or african american...
Yo I heard Kelly was going out with this prieto, from Irvington.
by Gatita June 11, 2006
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primetiming

Staying up late watching TV after midnight. Usually primetiming involves watching reruns of favorite shows.
He was primetiming late last night watching reruns of Family Guy.
by Type2GenomeManiac June 16, 2017
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shaving ryan's privates

im going to go watch shaving ryan's privates!
by chase711 July 6, 2010
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