Prevert

1) A very young pervert. Often someone between the ages of five and thirteen. It is more often found in the male creatures of the species. These beings usually have older siblings to add pollution to the minds of the younger creatures. About 75% of these beings will continue on to be fully fledged perverts. This stage is usually reached around the age of sixteen and lasts until the beings forties, after that they become creepy old people. These creepy old
people are usually very rich and marry very very slutty younger beings. (Commonly referred to as a creepy old dude.)

2) How idiots spell pervert.

1) Mike's little brother is such a prevert! He drew a picture of a woman with huge boobs. He's only six but Mike does that all the time so I guess he learned it from him..

2) "You are such a prevert!"
"Dumbshit it's spelled p-e-r-v-e-r-t!"

by urban dictionary is my hot hot sex December 29, 2007

Preject

(verb)
After you eject a disk, you preject it back in.

It only makes sense. After you eject a cd, you can preject it back in.
Or before a cd is ejected, it must first be prejected into the cd player

"Hey can you eject that cd for me, wipe it off, then preject it back in? Thanks"

or

"Yo who changed the music?? Preject my cd back in!"

by Shotgunthisword, Esq August 11, 2009

pussy preventer

That one friend who thinks he's a wing-man , but he's just a side-bro.

Pussy Preventer : "He has such a funny group of friends , once he even pissed himself laughing"

Girl : "Oh you hear that I think my moms calling"

You : "FUCKING PUSSY PREVENTER FUCK OFF"

by Smaaaash July 7, 2016

Department of Invasion Prevention

A hypothetical government department that deals with invasions foreign and galactic.

Secret agent: "I've never heard of the Department of Invasion Prevention"

by Type2GenomeManiac June 3, 2017

preject

Rejecting a person or idea, especially a romantic advance, before it even has a chance to be presented/offered.

He started to walk over to me, but I prejected his ass by turning my head before he could even make it onto the dancefloor.

by uberJOY July 1, 2003

Preventive war

A war in which the attacked country poses no direct or imminent threat to the attacker. To be differentiated from preemptive war, in which the attacker is in clear danger of being attacked.

The US is an old hand at staging preventive wars. Through clever use of propaganda to infuse nationalism and support for its wars among the population it is able to attack and invade sovereign countries under the guise of "liberation" or "preemptive attack".

See also War with Iraq.

I'll go and punch a blind person in a wheelchair on the street and call it a preventive attack. He was clearly going for my wallet!

by PoopyPoo August 3, 2005

preject

verb.
To reject ones significant other when one senes a rejection coming his way. A self defense mechanism for mormons.

jane: (puts on shoes)

john: youre leaving?!! i never neeeded you in the first place. its over. you suck. goodbye dont ever talk to me

jane: im just having a ciggarette

john: oh....

jane: i was totally in love with you, but i just realized how insecure you are when you prejected me. so after this ciggarette, im leaving you.

john: FMLLLLL...

by ufanism June 15, 2011