American Poutine

Where traditional poutine is fries and cheese curds covered in gravy, American Poutine ups the ante by covering those fries and curds in diarrhea.

I had to take an emergency shit in my McDonald’s bag. There were still fries at the bottom, it was a real American Poutine situation.

by Nano88 January 20, 2022

ass poutine

a standard poutine dish eaten from another's ass

Terry simply couldn't resist eating the ass poutine Nancy prepared in her crack

by jage_the_rapist February 26, 2009

Ass Poutine

When a male ejaculates into the ass crack of his partner, and either the female or male then has the runs. The mixing of the two creates a substance that somewhat resembles the delicious Canadian delicacy.

Dude...last night I ate a huge dish of ass poutine.

by Barbara Hannink December 9, 2010

The Poutine Effect

when an event, invention, place, or person exists in reality that is so excessively stereotypically ‘Murican, but it did not originate in the United States of America. The surprised feeling you experience is The Poutine Effect.

Dave: I cannot believe that fried potatoes, covered in cheese curds and gravy DIDN’T originate in America! I’m actually a little upset!

Tim: Yeah, that’s The Poutine Effect.

by Jonas Saxon Brown May 30, 2019

Pussy Poutine

When you pipe a bitch down and her snatch starts making cream white gravy and you dip some fries into it as a mid-sex snack.

Isaac: Man this sex has me burnt out
Terrie: Just take some of the leftover McDonalds fries and make a Pussy Poutine
Isaac: Good idea now I can fuck you for another 2 minutes!

by hahasuka December 8, 2020

Alabama poutine

A dish of fries toppled with truffle butter and cheese.

Guy: I'd sure go for a Alabama poutine right now!
Girl: Tough luck man, they only serve that in Trois-Rivières.

by AlabamaBaby June 13, 2016

Princess Poutine

n, (prin-sess poo-teen)
An older, oblivious, French-Canadian scatter-brained female in authority (such as a manager, teacher, CEO) who has a knack for saying the wrong thing at the wrong time and is overtly overweight and disproportionate.

Comes from: princess and poutine

I come in Monday morning, tired from working all weekend, and there she is, eating her donut in the hallway. I say "Hello" and PRINCESS POUTINE has the audacity to say "Good afternoon, you look well rested." I wanted to slap her pancake ass into next week.

by JustMeMan May 21, 2006