pornocrat

(noun) A person who is an experienced, cultured viewer of pornography. He finds the latest and best quality porn, whether in video or print format. Yet he never boasts about his talent -- he's a quiet connoisseur of few words, speaking about pornography only when spoken to. When his friends need porn, they know they can turn to him for help.
He prefers actresses who are fresh, innocent, and new to the business; not the cliched bleach-blond bimbos. He is a connoiseur of the sex industry.

Johnny is quite the pornocrat -- he knows the difference between Swank and Barely Legal. As well, he prefers Mike's Apartment to the Bangbus.

by RexGibson December 1, 2003

porno tuesday

Day to wank it

I can’t wait til porno Tuesday so I can wank

by LiveforTuesday January 7, 2021

The Pornograph

1: What my grandmother refers to T&A in movies as.

2: A scientific model that charts the explosion of the information superhighway as a means to transmit age sensitive material of a sexual nature.

1: "Today I came home early and found your grandfather watching The Pornograph."

2: "According to The Pornograph, all recorded information will be consumed and inundated by full frontal penetration and hardcore nudity by 2025"

by DemonDes March 24, 2008

Pornographic Memory

The ability to recognize the identity of a person by merely glancing at their buttocks or breasts.

Brian must have a "pornographic memory" because he can recognize Lisa based on her buttocks.

by palistimatos April 5, 2012

Pooreo

Generic brand oreo cookies.

I needed cookies, but my budget forced me to settle for some pooreos.

by Cliff Simmons July 25, 2007

pornocaust

The deletion of lots of excess and unused porn from the hard drive when you run low on memory.

I needed the new NSync album, but my hard drive is small so I had to commit a pornocaust to make way.

by Marksism October 3, 2006

Porno Funk

The absurdly funky soundtrack to any pornographic film made circa 1970s and on.

Man, that scene had some serious porno funk. I could really get down to that.

by Murrmandan July 9, 2010