pick your poison

What you say when someone's supposed to choose between two horrible options.

You could either chop off your toe or you can stab yourself with that piece of broken glass. Pick your poison.

by xSOMx May 23, 2010

Polish Bike Ride

We aren't sure, we only know that, there is no cure...

The bully gave him a polish bike ride...

by pLaYaMaGiC11 May 1, 2005

Polishing The Eagle

This is another term for masturbation/wanking

Josh : Where have you been?
Greg : I've Just Been Polishing The Eagle
Josh : Nice One!

by Josheeboy1239 April 19, 2009

polishitan

A politician who is full of shit. Which basically makes it a synonym for politician.

That Obama dude is just another polishitan.

by bumarse October 19, 2009

Polish rodeo

When I guy whips out his dick and throws it around like a rope in the rodeo continuously hitting the girl in the chin.

Tanya's chin was black and blue in work today after her boyfriend gave her a polish rodeo

by Flickerstick182 January 7, 2017

poison type

An asshole that has not been cleaned,

A dirty asshole.

- Hey did you just fart.
- Yes.
- You must have a poison type!

by Servine131 January 2, 2020

Poison Plant Therapy

The latest conspiracy-fueled 'miracle cure' for COVID 19 endorsed by an administration completely detached from the scientific method.

Hey, did you hear that the presidents pillow guy came up with a cure for COVID?
No, but that's absolutely fantastic!
Yeah, it's called Poison Plant Therapy and is made from Oleandrin, a toxic phytochemical.
So, they tested it on people infected with COVID 19 and they got better?
Nope. They just BELIEVE that it works. Kinda like Hydroxychloroquine, remember that one?
Well, it only works if you take it with Demon Sperm...everyone knows that.

by YAWA August 19, 2020