poolatta

A Dunkin Donuts coffee induced bowel movement.

I was driving down the road sipping my coffee and I had the sudden urge to have a major poolatta.

by the fixer January 5, 2009

poollaxin'

the act of chilling and/or relaxing, poolside

Memorial Day weekend and I was just poollaxin' and watermellin'.

by jvcwut November 24, 2011

Pooplanking

(V.) The act of removing the back of the toilet and releasing their bowels in the reservoir. Done mostly as a prank or revenge. The aim is to create a terrible smell. Clean or not the bathroom will remain un aired out with a bouquet of feces.

Handyman: You got pooplanked
Lonnie: It's been 3 days and it still smells like doo doo in here.
Handyman: Somebody pooped in the back of your crapper.
Lonnie: Someone doo doo'd in the back?
Handyman: It's called pooplanking.

by Drinkyt August 21, 2013

pooplash

An event during a bowel movement where the fecal matter strikes the water with such force that it rebounds onto the bum and/or underside of the seat. Especially likely during diarrhea.

"Oh man, I had to poop so bad that I gave myself pooplash!"

by M.D. Iarrhea February 17, 2015

Poogle search

The act of standing up from the throne and losing something of value from a back pocket into the mess beneath.... prompting the need for a "poogle search" to retrieve said item

Sorry I didn't reply, lost my phone in the bowl and had to do a Poogle Search. It's drying in a bag of rice

by Yibbo Shakie December 16, 2017

poolally

The slow dawning realisation that 'sonder' is not a real word.

She was hit by a wave of rage-filled poolally.

by AntiElvis February 7, 2022

poolaroid

a polaroid picture of your excrement in a toilet

"you can make some quick cash by selling your poolaroids on the internet to weird people"

by MegaMarauder June 3, 2022