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poofter

The proper, polite word for a male homosexual.

A person who plays Circle Jerk on your front porch, then rings the doorbell and runs away.

A person who enjoys eating butt and burgling turds.
Leonard the White Liberal felt that he must celebrate diversity, so he went to watch the "Poofters on Parade" parade in San Fagcisco. The Dykes on Bikes reminded him of the lions and tigers in a circus parade. Kind of scary! But he enjoyed watching the pooters prancing on their floats. He blew kisses to them as they swished by wearing jock straps. When we saw a chubby poofter wearing cute little bunny ears making prissy lips at the crowd, Leonard decided that, next year, he would be in the parade too.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 19, 2006
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poofter

A Derogatory Put Down Or Homo! British Slang!
Thadius the Australian is a Poofter cos he thinks its an Ozz word ,Its Not,Only Aboriginal words are Ozz the rest of their language was shipped down there with our Convicts!
Stop Being Such a Poofter!
by Aye Yer Maw April 14, 2006
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poofter kat

A “poofter kat” is a person or object which is disliked, or which is felt to be stupid. Sometimes used as a reference to a homosexual.

The term originated from PK chewing gum, when someone tried to figure out what the initials PK stood for. For that reason, the word "kat" must always be spelt with a 'k', not a 'c'.
"This is a poofter kat of a game."
"Rocky is a bit of a poofter kat."
by arkanis50 January 7, 2005
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poofters

a group of homosexual and dumb individuals, that lack the mental ability to use their brain and common sense.
Nick and Andy are poofters, as they do not understand what homophobic means.
Daniel, Kyle and Will are all poofters as they lack any sort of common sense.
by hazzgitt March 2, 2020
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Poofted

(v.) past tense. Some that has vanish or gone missing quickly. Often used when someone is taken by a ghost into the time-space-plane or when someone ducks into a side door without personal knowledge of them doing so.
"It poofted". (When "poofted" is said, one should use hand motions that bring the first together and then seperate and fan out when they collide)
by perigirin July 21, 2008
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raving poofter

a homosexual who spends all his spare time at UV light raves.
"man, that guy wearing the tight pink shirt with the glowsticks is such a raving poofter."
by shaina moult May 4, 2008
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poofter

someone with poofish tendancies
by partner August 18, 2003
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