sex poodle

A horny man, usually a pretty boy or celebrity, who tries to hump or bump almost any woman in sight. Like a male dog when it smells a bitch in heat, these men cannot resist grouping, goosing, feeling up, or pinching the bottoms of their targets, especially when left alone, regardless of the time of day.

Harry was well-known in political circles and became famous as a legislator, but his female staff members knew him as a sex poodle who was constantly finding excuses to hug them closely, and pat their bottoms. One staffer even complained about strange stains on her dress.

by idleworshipper June 28, 2010

pooplet

A tiny piece of poop.

I am so constipated, all I squeezed out was one pitiful pooplet.

by melmau November 17, 2007

cocaine poodle

The best way to activate your Google Search voice commander.

"Cocaine Poodle."
"What is the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"
Google - "The Moon is 238,900 miles from the Earth."

by ArianaGrandeEspresso November 10, 2014

Poodle with no top

A line in the song “ROXANNE” by Arizona Zervas.

It is depicted as being a 1980’s Mercedes-Benz 500SL convertible in the lyric video.

“Shorty drive a poodle with no top” - Arizona Zervas

by fjack125 January 10, 2020

you have my poodle, give it back.

An exclimation used to express anger over the failure to return another man/womans poodle.

charlie, you son of a bitch, you have my poodle, give it back.

by ELsei August 12, 2007

poofed

To have left without warning; vanished.

Used mostly in an online context when a friend stops talking without using an away message. Derived from the typical magic act of the magician dissapearing in a poof of smoke.

I was talking to Aiden on AIM when he just poofed for 20 minutes.

by pr0digy December 5, 2004

PoodleCorp

Another band of DDoS hackers that think they're cool and edgy by taking down various gaming networks.

Jack: Hey James, the Overwatch servers are down.
James: What do you know, it's PoodleCorp
Jack: Just another group of stupid DDoS kiddies.

by Mr. Smeef August 8, 2016