Pooflez

Seeping crest of turbidity. Arrogant vessel of lunacy! Boil forth and deny! Grow numb and flicker! Disrupt sleep! Crawling queen of iron! Eternally self-destructing doll of mud! Unite! Repulse! Fill with soil and know your own powerlessness! Hado 90: KUROHITSUGI!

pooflez is such a sussy baka

Pooflez by tmartn35 August 24, 2021

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poofle

an other word for a cat.

I love my poofle, he is so fluffy and cuddly.

poofle by midnightpigkkcat September 21, 2016

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Pooflez • Poofle • pooflefloss • poofle sniffer

poofle sniffer

a person who smells bicycle seats after spin class.

That guy at the gym is a total poofle sniffer, he totally smelled my bicycle seat,look at the face he just made!!

poofle sniffer by fastalkerus September 16, 2010

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Poofle

nickname. this chick is crazy, has a crazy ass temper, funny, weird, shallow (;, bony booty hands, and breathes like she's fighting for air.

Damn! That Poofle is smokin'!

Poofle by Tiger33+12 August 21, 2011

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pooflefloss

The little bit of toilet paper that sticks in the cleft of the buttocks, to be discovered later in the shower.

I hate it when I get pooflefloss in my duck butter.

pooflefloss by Pontos November 29, 2014

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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