Facebook-ploitation

The act of shameless self-promotion and or exploitation via social networking the way Facebook intended.

The way Peter Wacker broadcasts every single insignificant event in his pathetic life is such Facebook-ploitation.

by Shzae July 21, 2009

Lebanese politician

A scandalous, horrendous, abominable, disgusting, abhorrent, hideous, irresponsible and pathetic creatures that worship money.

This man is pathetic and greedy, he should be a Lebanese politician.
Examples: Aoun, Hariri, Joumblat, Beri

by Sourayya May 3, 2020

Polititroll

An internet user adept at trolling about politics. A polititroll often has a very basic understanding of what he/she's going on about, and will often be very general with his/her arguments.

A very skilled polititroll with a good understanding of politics will often feel you out in an argument to find your political stance, then argue in favor of the exact opposite side.

Tom is one of the biggest polititrolls on the internet.

by irehbC December 17, 2011

politician

a complete asshole that is either a republican or democrat. They are shady and don't really care about the city, state, or country.

person 1- hey did you vote for the politician?
person 2- fuck no, they're assholes!

by em2020 February 24, 2015

Politicians’ Epitaphs

The unspoken words invisibly inscribed on the tombstones of famous or notorious political leaders, whose earthly decisions and actions (or inactions) have positively or negatively impacted millions of people when they were the head of state (or even after they had relinquished power).

A leaked document entitled “Politicians’ Epitaphs” from the secret department of a NATO member state has the following printed:

Here lies Vladimir V. Putin with promises of peace—waiting to be canonized by the Orthodox Church.

Here lies Donald J. Trump with no more lies—hoping to be a future Dalai Lama or Pope.

Here lies Kim Jong-un, on transit to join his dad and grandad—in Hades.

Here lies Robert G. Mugabe on reclaimed white land—still in purgatory.

Here lies Harry Lee Kuan Yew—as long as the whites rule the “fine” city.

by Covido April 23, 2022

crabs posititon

A sex position where the girl is on her hands while the guy lifts her up by her legs and jams his penis into her vaginia.

The crabs position is a very freaky way of getting down and dirty.

by Casey February 9, 2005

politician

People that like to dance around in their underwear.

When a politician is being filmed, he quickly puts his pants on as quickly as he can.

by Clinker November 4, 2007