plasexual

someone who is attracted sexually to plastic objects, and shares a special intimacy with particular plastic objects.
(kylie jenner is acceptable)

nasha: guys i might be plasexual

afif: wait whats that?
risyht: its him finding plastic objects hot or sum

asaj: ohh. congrats on coming out
helas: yea dude we’re proud of you

nasha: thanks guys, means alot.
afif: so wait can u have a relationship w them?
risyht: he can

asaj: but you dont?
helsah: yeah he’s just attracted to the at the moment.
afif: that’s pretty dope wtf. again, congrats.

by silvasoundslikesaliva October 20, 2021

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Plasfurian

A purple furry that usually has a scarf or glasses.

Oh hey its a Plasfurian!

by FakieyZz September 30, 2022

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Poon Plans

Common among females, two or more persons agree to plans at the beginning of the week that they will inevitably not follow through with. These plans are commonly forgotten due to the spontaneity with which they are created. Males that are aware of said plans are often able to detect that the plans will be cancelled due to the forgetfulness of the women, thus allowing them to also plan ahead to spend time with their female companions.

"Sally said she had already agreed to meet Gina for dinner this friday but those were just poon plans, I'm sure she'll be free that night."

by everybodywangchungtonight March 8, 2009

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Super-gold-plated-cadillac-plans

A term President Obama assigned to high priced, fancy health insurance usually only affordable for the rich.
Here, it means really, really, REALLY big plans.

question: "What are you doing this weekend?"
Answer: "Dude!!!! I got super-gold-plated-cadillac-plans!! I'm off to Hawaii for some tasty waves and a cool buzz."

by kevnbro July 31, 2009

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