Packing a Fat Hog

Taking a thick penis anally

I couldn't answer the phone, I was packing a fat hog.

by Fraser Crest August 8, 2019

cannoli packing

Cannoli packing is the practice of forcing cannoli in one's own asshole. Often practiced by closeted homosexual Italian men.

That Italian faggot left_flank#8389 is cannoli packing again!

by Mapleroot April 24, 2019

Discord packing

A roast session where you say random stuff to make people laugh and never too personal

“Im bouta pack you dumbass nigga you look like a breakdancing monkey with diabetes bitch ass nigga fuck wrong wit u boy you tried to fuck a camel in the winter dumbass nigga im the best at discord packing”

by Dj peach July 10, 2021

packing

Big Dick

That guy is packin!

by Liza August 20, 2003

Packing peanuts

(verb)a euphemism for performing the act of anal sex, usually between two men

(Packing peanuts)

Hey Todd! Why weren't you at my bar mitzvah yesterday?

Sorry Chad. I was with Tyler. He really packed my peanuts last night ;)

by PEANUT GOD August 26, 2019

planking

Proof that humanity has sunk to its lowest point in history thus far. It is the act of lying completely flat across pretty much anything in an urban setting. A friend will take pictures of the act and, of course, post them on Facebook or Twitter. Much favored by hipsters, douchebags, and the like. This trend is currently sweeping the internet, reason: unknown.

Proof that literally ANYTHING can catch on if enough idiots think it is "cool".

Hipster 1: "Hey guy, I just took some awesome planking photos at the Starbucks downtown!"

Hipster 2: "DUDE! I was planking on some benches at the quad yesterday!"

Normal person: "You guys are fucking stupid."

by OhJustGetOverIt July 21, 2011

Peanut packing

The act of pulling out ones' balls without anyone noticing to surprise friends or guests.

Mike got drunk and started peanut packing the dinner table. His balls were hairy and it was not well recieved

by Clarkson Sloots November 16, 2018