Agent Pancho

The term used for Hispanics working for US Customs (i.e. Border Patrol)

Jim: Hey! I didn't know there was any Mexicans on the Border Patrol!

Larry: Oh yeah, That's an Agent Pancho alright!

by elcucuy January 16, 2009

french pinch

The act of pinching the genitals of a female using one's thumb and forefinger. In Europe this generally occurs from behind, often when travelling up a staircase.

"I apologise for spilling your soup, I was french pinched whilst entering the restaurant"

by uhrweazel December 2, 2009

Skin Pinching

Pinching and rolling the nutsack to itch your scrotum.

"Did you see that speaker on stage skin pinching?"

by SkinPincher December 29, 2009

bottle pinch

Bottle pinch is a situation that arises when bottles are arranged on a shelf or rack such that the bottles in front slightly overlap potentially causing one to be unintentionally dragged off of the shelf and possibly break.

while in a hurry, Mark grabbed a bottle from the shelf and, due to bottle pinch, the bottles on either side were knocked to the floor and broken.

by nizzlebizzle May 18, 2010

Brown Poncho

That moment when wiping your arse, your finger tears the paper and your digit is left wearing a brown poncho.

I just wiped my arse and got shit on my finger. A proper brown poncho moment!

by suddensaxon September 10, 2013

loaf pincher

Similar to turd cutter, loaf pincher is used to reference any type of ass worth mentioning, good or bad, preferably good. Occasionally abbreviated as just "LP".

"Damn Ben, did you see Nicole's loaf pincher in those jeans today? Sick!"

"Yo, my wife is in the next room, but check out the LP on that one!" - Kyle

by cmikes March 24, 2007

Dirty Poncho

The act of "pooping" in a bandanna and slapping someone in the face with it.

"Dude you should have been there i gave a dirty poncho last night!"

by Roidz December 8, 2006