by dodzdaga May 08, 2014
by anonnnnn February 06, 2012
When a woman goes out on a blind date, this is the number that she gives her date if he is a total bore.
Also a phone number to call when you see a dead animal lying in the middle of the street.
Also a phone number to call when you see a dead animal lying in the middle of the street.
Rufus: Hey Mandy, baby...you are so hot!!! May I have your phone number?
Mandy: Um...sure, here it is (as she gives him the number for dead animal pickup instead)
Mandy: Um...sure, here it is (as she gives him the number for dead animal pickup instead)
by merryprankster1963 March 10, 2007
"Aleena is not a pickup-line-virgin anymore"
"How come?"
"Someone said to her- Are you a parking ticket? because you have got FINE written all over you"
"How come?"
"Someone said to her- Are you a parking ticket? because you have got FINE written all over you"
by TROUBLEMAKERFORALEENA March 05, 2021
Speech device primarily employed by two factions of mankind: the truly pathetic and amateur comedians. Origins have been disputed, but it is widely thought that pickup lines, once upon a magical time, could win pussy if chanted with remarkable charisma and authenticity. Thanks to the combination of inevitability and human stupidity, pickup lines degraded into verses that invoke either uproarious laughter or further inalienation, but not the throes of sex.
Got a library card? Because I'm checking you out.
I scraped my knees falling for you.
You're like a box of Lucky Charms: you're magically delicious.
Got a gym card? Because you've been giving my mind a workout.
I lost my number. Can I have yours?
You sound tired. Wanna sleep with me?
Hey there. (use Clint Eastwood impression)
I scraped my knees falling for you.
You're like a box of Lucky Charms: you're magically delicious.
Got a gym card? Because you've been giving my mind a workout.
I lost my number. Can I have yours?
You sound tired. Wanna sleep with me?
Hey there. (use Clint Eastwood impression)
by friend of bob June 15, 2004
Step 1: Throw cards on floor
Step 2: Tell friend to pick them up.
Works even better in friend's room at friend's house so you can leave.
Have fun b****.
Step 2: Tell friend to pick them up.
Works even better in friend's room at friend's house so you can leave.
Have fun b****.
by Exponaut R-01 April 21, 2015
by Inflamed Penishead September 19, 2018