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Female digital stimulation where 2 fingers are inserted into the vaginal canal, and a full fist into the anus.
The Minivan? Two up front, five in the back, baby!
by Timmy Thunderpants October 20, 2006
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Two in the front and five in the rear. When a man shoves 2 finger in his ladies vagina and then with his other hand he clinches it like a fist and rams it in her ass.
I gave Deb the Mini Van lastnight and shes not talking to me today! She did say her ass hurts tho!
by Chris Becker June 10, 2007
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Just like it sounds, two in the front, five in the back (child seats not required but accepatable).
Preferred by soocer milfs. (Bong...)
I was at a soccer game the other day, and I walked up to your mother and ripped off her mom's jeans, and proceeded to put two fingers in her worn-out five kid puss and gave her other orfice (her gaping asshole) a heavyweight prize-fighter knockout punch. The minivan!
by B.I.G. Brown September 25, 2006
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The sexual act known as "The Minivan" is when two fingers are inserted into the vaginal cavity from one hand, and the other hand (made into a fist) is inserted into the anus. A Minivan usually accommodates seven "passengers" but is known in cases of emergency to squeeze a few more in.
Scissoring just wasent cutting it so they proceeded to get in The Minivan.
by ExitOut August 07, 2014
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2 in the front, 5 in the rear. Similar in effect and usage to the Shocker, but requiring 2 hands, and a very willing reciever.
I gave my girlfriend the Shocker, but that wasn't doing it for her anymore, so I had to give her a ride on the Minivan!
by GoodyQ December 19, 2010
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2 fingers in the front and 5 in the back similar to the shocker i in the pink 2 in the stink
My girlfriend was over and she rode the minivan
by This hoe candy July 31, 2016
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