merryprankster1963's definitions

Dead Animal Pickup

When a woman goes out on a blind date, this is the number that she gives her date if he is a total bore.

Also a phone number to call when you see a dead animal lying in the middle of the street.

Rufus: Hey Mandy, baby...you are so hot!!! May I have your phone number?

Mandy: Um...sure, here it is (as she gives him the number for dead animal pickup instead)

by merryprankster1963 March 12, 2007

one eyed monster worm

a very large gnarly cock

little timmy used his one eyed monster worm to plow a furrow in little suzy's back pasture

by merryprankster1963 March 12, 2007