2 definitions by merryprankster1963

When a woman goes out on a blind date, this is the number that she gives her date if he is a total bore.

Also a phone number to call when you see a dead animal lying in the middle of the street.
Rufus: Hey Mandy, baby...you are so hot!!! May I have your phone number?

Mandy: Um...sure, here it is (as she gives him the number for dead animal pickup instead)
by merryprankster1963 March 10, 2007
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little timmy used his one eyed monster worm to plow a furrow in little suzy's back pasture
by merryprankster1963 March 10, 2007
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