Penile Intervention

A Penile Intervention is a strategy used to disrupt a conversation. Timed well, it can lead to a halt in conversation, or, if your lucky, a stop in the conversation of the group for 10 whole minutes. The manouvre is performed by, during the conversation, unzipping your flies, whipping your meat 'n' two veg out, and flailing it in a wild and majestic manner about the room, hopefully ending your fiasco somewhere near the most sexually active, and preferably heterosexual, male in the group.

"I silenced my boss by perfoming a Penile Intervention in the workplace"

"I intervened a conversation between a couple of friends of mine in a penile manner"

by Becky 'Barn Owl' Barnett August 1, 2006

pecil

when you forget the N in pencil

can you give me my pecil

by tRTLEpPREZ February 6, 2017

Penile Transparency

When a man's sexual arousal, i.e. boner is blindingly apparent to a woman.

Eric is suffering from penile transparency.

Dude Eric totally is pitching a tent about Kimber! He really needs to chill out. She can totally tell.

by Hefty-n-Handy Smurfs March 30, 2010

peilin

This name will just be given to the most coolest girls in the universe. She is a tip of person that you can very easily get along with. She has alot of different personalities that you will see if you are a very close friend. She has a long dark hair and love food. If you are mean to her friends she will beat the shit out of you. If you are ever lucky to date her you should have a lot of money.

The definition of Peilin: cool, funny, happy, strong, beautiful in and out side and a good actor.

by peilin February 27, 2017

penile attention deficit disorder (padd)

A penis that has a short attention span that deflates before business is fully conducted.

When asked for an explanation from his wife as to why he didn't complete the sex act, the husband replied "I've been diagnosed with penile attention deficit disorder (PADD)."

by Xander913 January 7, 2014

Pervilege

a sexy right, sexy advantage, or sexy immunity granted or available only to a particular person or group of people.

"Tarin can totally grab my ass at work, but Rob cannot. He is not one of the pervileged ones."

"Laura did not slap me when i played with her boobies because she has granted me pervileges."

by the real Katie Mac October 18, 2014

penile fracture

The worst pain know to man. A broken/fractured penis. Caused during rigorous sex and blood vessels pop.

I'm in the hospital because I have a penile fracture

by I'm a gypo 123 March 22, 2017