Penush

Penush - (the act of) when one, among a group of peers or random people, whips out his penis (flaccid or erect) and completely stuns everyone and everything into a complete silence

2. Taking a flaccid penis and "stuffing" it into a vagina or a random hole.

3. A harsh silence inflicted by something sexually shocking.

1. After entering the retirement home, Daniel executed a full out penush. Three people died.

2. She's pretty ugly. I am most likely going to have to penush for awhile and imagine someone hotter...like your sister.

3. A thick, wet, skin-like Penush fell upon the crowd.

by R.H.L. February 2, 2004

petus

Petus is a term for a full-grown male who has a penis so small it could be the penis of a fetus.

"That guy showed me his penis in the bathroom. It was so small I'm sure it was a petus."

by New Year's In Tampa April 18, 2009

pessimist

a pessimist is a realist - an optimist is largely unrealistic

when things are going wrong, a pessimist says what everyone else is thinking

by shannon January 8, 2004

pionel pessi

A midget who plays in the Fraudetinian National Team and statpads against Estonia and Bolovia. In addition he also plays for Fraud-Saint-Germain or PENFSG. He is short and used his money to bribe the referees in the Fraud Cup. He has won 7 ballondors and 2 frauddors.

Friend 1: My idol is penalty man pionel pessi

Friend 2: So you love to ghost and statpad?

Friend 1: Of course!

by Penalty Fraudionel Pessi Ghost February 23, 2023

realistic pessimism

An educated urbanite who is aware of the possible negative consequences that may be encountered in city life and therefore conducts self responsibly.

A woman that chooses not to wear headphones or talk on her cell phone while walking home at night exudes realistic pessimism.

by cleverlady May 9, 2011

Bezos Pesos

The compensation for labor at Amazon, Whole Foods Market, etc.

I spent all of my Bezos Pesos on an overpriced lunch at Whole Foods Market. I even used my employee discount : (

by courseassistant February 3, 2022

Pessi

Pessi is internationally known to rig ballon dors be worse than Cristiano Ronaldo the greatest of all time and the only goals Pessi can score is penalty’s after getting carried by the rest of the team

Guy: Pessi is shit.
Other Guy: Yes Ronaldo is better siiuuuuu

by Pessi shit November 30, 2021