pervertible

Any small technological object that can be used in a sexual fashion for which it was not initially designed.

What's that noise?

Oh, it's my phone, I was trying it out as a pervertible. It's stuck (a) on vibrate, (b) up my anus.

by Chad Longstaff July 20, 2008

Pervertic

the act of saying or doing something pervertic

1: "hitting on that 12yr old makes you pervertic"
2: "he was being pervertic when he was talking to his cousin"

by FLDameion March 3, 2011

Perversely

Being perverted as fuck.

He stared at the children perversely before offering them candy.

by Johnny Smithy August 16, 2016

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A wiener, vagina, or boob photo sent as a text or email message to show off ones “naughty bits.”

Nadja sent me a PERVERTISEMENT of her vagina and boobs to get me to come over and get a closer look.

by Joshua Partanious October 13, 2020

pervertizer

someone who seduces children to have sex with him in a very unpleasant manner

- have you heard of mike?
- yeah, it turned out he's pervertizer!!

by Antispark April 16, 2008

Pervertish

A person that is acting like a pervert in the moment.

John, you are acting quite pervertish today.

by this is a real word! August 7, 2020

Pervertus Revertus

Pervertus Revertus-the act of reclaiming ones virginity in hopes of hiding the shame of being associated with the men or women one has been with

After that drunken period of whoring, Ellen decided to pull the ol pervertus revertus and was once again a respectable woman

by Walter Perkins December 24, 2018