permanent greenlight status

When you are so desperate that you are willing to bang any chick even ones with messed up grills. abb. (PGS)

"You must be on permanent greenlight status cause you were fuckin the shit out of that uggo last night"

by Jake and Will May 30, 2006

Permacrust

The stuff you find at the bottom of your trash can underneath the liner. Usually consists of some kind of old dried sticky spill, maybe a random paper towel and some other gross kitchen related products

I took out the trash the other day and I noticed that the permacrust in the bottom of the trash can looked like it was growing something

by Gretchen0807 July 21, 2009

Permacrunk

When two or more jammers achieve a level of drunk/crunkenness that remains permanent over an extended period of time

yo steph, lets keep it real and become permacrunk this weekend.

legit, laura.

by Jammer1491 January 29, 2010

permanent dumb

Stubborn refusal to accept what is plainly obvious.

Kelly: "What do you mean you think the world is flat? Have you got the permanent dumb?"

by nocoffeehero June 1, 2016

Paracunt

Sharing similarities with a paradox, this cunt is a walking contradiction. Though the 'para' in this classification isn't similar to the one in paradox, it's more so the inebriation levels of the cunt in question. The Paracunt is normally regarded as a messiah or higher ranking individual in their communities, either stemming from holding the record for bucket bongs consumed before passing out or being hated by the most police officers in their local town. The Paracunt survives by sticking to a strict diet of VB cans, winny reds, toasted sandwiches and kiff he normally acquires with stolen property or giving a promise to make a batch of cookies. The Paracunt is of no harm to anyone, other than themselves, due to hepatitis C and cirrhosis of the liver. They are commonly compared at a gravel ant and a common household fly, but research has confirmed these beings to be of higher intelligence than the Paracunt. Also, normally has no teeth and in most cases a Collingwood Football Club life member.

Ralph: look at that cunt there, he's off his fucking head. Probably doesn't even know his name.

Nev: he's a paracunt Ralphy, he's fucked.

by angrygoat6 January 18, 2019

Permanent tan

Black. Negro.

Did you see Stacy’s new boyfriend he had a permanent tan. Her father is so upset.

by Rube18 June 29, 2019

noses are permanently turned up

people from chicago have noses which are permanently turned up, its just how they roll...

chicagoan's noses are permanently turned up

by CJ sji July 7, 2010