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penisloaf

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a loaf of penis
excuse me sir...would you please place your penisloaf in my vaginaloaf...you hot sexy man beast.
by killa September 4, 2003
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A derogatory term referring to anyone who owns a tuner/street racer to over-compensate for a lack of something else, as in a small penis. Pun on the unfortunately blockbuster hit film series The Fast and the Furious.
Mike: Dude, do you see those street racers out there? Nice.

Steve: Yeah, but it's the Fast and the Penisless. Those guys got nothing else to be proud about.
by James Myrick October 10, 2007
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A very large erect penis, resembling that of a dinosaur.
"Wow babe, you made me so hard. Look its a Penisaurus Erectus."
by Boner Johnson December 2, 2007
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Penisa

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Created by rearranging the letters in sapien, penisa was created to a) replace curse words and b) to refer to someone as being gay without their knowledge.(HOMO sapien) Created by two teenage girls from Virginia that became irritated with a certain kid.
"Shut the penisa up you penisan penisa!"
"haha, Justine is such a penisa"
"You are so penisa"
"that penisa should come out of the closet"
by KRLD January 1, 2009
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one who only eats penis...
I eat 2 to 3 penises a day... making you a Penisarian
by MrEbay & Mj October 21, 2010
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Penial Pounding

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The art of one man penetrating another man's penis.
Oh man! I just saw Mike and Cory Penial Pounding each other! Disgusting...
by BrosephJoseph October 24, 2012
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Penisil

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A topical lubricating cream that when applied liberally and rubbed vigourously over a man's penis will provide short term relief of the reoccurring itch to masturbate.
Man, "Doc you gotta help me, I have this itch all the time"

Doc, "Where does it prickle son"

Man. "Its my dick, it's yearning"

Doc. "Rx for Penisil, apply when required but no more than 5 times a day"

Man, "For how long?"

Doc, "FOREVER, there is no cure!"

Later that day....

AHHH, that's better. With that out of the way I am a fun guy again.
by whatstheword October 3, 2012
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