patel

My last name. Formerly in India they were farmers and then tax collectors. In America they're doctors. Its the equivilent to white people and the last name Smith.

Samir Dilip Patel.

by Samir Patel May 7, 2004

patek water

Some ice from watch producer Patek Phillipe SA

What kind of water is that?
It’s patek water

by canadianheadass October 24, 2017

Pate

The most G thug in the world! has amazing girlfriend and nothing can beat him, WHATS GOOD Nigga

Bang Bang i shoot ya nigga<---- quote of pate

by Pate whatsgood August 23, 2011

pâteuse

French way to say one has a dry mouth after smoking too much weed.

J.: Wow, we smoked some good hash, I’ve got the pâteuse.

K.: Yea, we definitely need a drink rn.

by OG_H May 16, 2018

Pateel

Pateel is a very beutiful,kind,caring,lovable,adorable,sexy,outgoing,energized,happy,funny girl who can get a guy falling for them in seconds. She tries her hardest even though they might not always be sufficient. She doesn’t fall for guys unless they rly charm her. She’s not easy to get but once u do u would have a lifetime full of happiness and laughter. She’s very joyful and full of surprises. Better keep her close because she can make ur life 100x better

Amanda:damn I wish Pateel was my friend even though she’s nice I’m scared to talk to her
Nicole:she gets all the guys but she’s so pretty I can see whyyy

by donttt! December 11, 2019

Patel

Patel is an Indian surname, predominantly in the state of Gujarat, India, representing a community of agriculturalists and merchants. The surname was a status name referring to village headsmen during medieval ages, and was later adopted by various communities of land owners. including the Patidars, Kolis, some Parsis and Muslims. Today, there are currently two major branches of people bearing the surname: Leuva and Kadva. The branches are distinguished mainly by geographic location and varying cultural practices. There are roughly 500,000 Patels outside India, including 150,000 in Britain and 150,000 in the US. Nearly 1 in 10 people of Indian origin in the US is a Patel.

Power of Patel

by smokey_eyes July 29, 2019

Patel Bomb

The hipster Indian drink of choice at nightclubs. Same as Jager Bomb but substitute Bombay gin for Jagermeister.

Dude, that Indian dude who douched himself in cologne with the popped collar Izod polo shirt was ordering the fuck out of those Patel Bombs last night.

by rajpatel December 17, 2012