Pardon

The word that assholes use instead of what

Person 1: ya like jazz?

Asshole: pardon?

by Ovaljester7820 February 3, 2019

Pardon the fuck

The polite version of the more common term “What the fuck”.

Additional info: “Pardon” itself can be used instead of just asking “what”.

Josh: Hey man, look at my poop stain on my chair.

Jacob: Pardon the fuck?

Josh: Wow, you‘re so polite.

Jacob: Yes, I indeed am.

by ShiddedMyPants November 10, 2018

Pardonnaise

Rejet catégorique d'une position, d'une action ou d'un discours. Généralement « Pardonnaise » est lancé à brûle pourpoint dans une conversation légère entre deux ou plusieurs interlocuteurs. La différence entre l'utilisation de « Pardon! » et « Pardonnaise » est le champ d'absurdité présent dans la rétorque. Le terme « Pardon » est utilisé dans un contexte liturgique alors que « Pardonnaise » concerne davantage la fantasmagorie, l'étonnement ou ce qui choque.

Jean : « J'aime manger des insectes » - Anne-Sophie : « Pardonnaise ! Ne fait pas ça ».
Bernard : « Je n'ai pas dormi depuis deux jours » - Jonathan : « Pardonnaise ! Tu dois dormir ».

by jeanbahnmi November 22, 2021

i beg your pardon

please

can you i beg your pardon not do that

by carolinebondbeatsmewithabat February 9, 2023

pardon my french

phrase used as an appology for using profanities. The word for "seal" (the animal) in french is "phoque," which is pronounced the same as the word "fuck" in english. This is how the phrase originated.

You've got to be fucking kidding me! Pardon my french, but that's insane!

by Lazy Time Waster December 17, 2004

Beggum Pardon

Something you say when you don't hear what someone said. Or when in disbelief of what you've just heard.

Go get my shoes. Beggum Pardon? You heard me, go get my shoes.

by Garrett March 26, 2003

Blanket Pardon

A pass to do anything as long as it's "under the blanket" (no holds barred). Could start off as just snuggling, but end up in explicit activity (i.e Netflix n Chill).

Him: Is it possible to get a blanket pardon on the first date?
Her : Depends on how much you spend on dinner...

by AuWhiNker April 8, 2021