Panera bread

A cozy cafe type resturaunt across from the Hilcrest shopping centre in Richmondhill that makes any excuse to give you some of their signiture bread with your meal.

son: what did you order mom?

mom: i ordered the ham and swiss sandwich with a side salad but instead of the salad they gave me bread.

waiter: here's your check ma'am

waiter says nervously and slips a loaf of bread under check

mom: what's this?

waiter: nothing!

waiter runs away

son: well, that's what you get when you come to Panera bread.

by betting--on--alice March 19, 2009

Paneleiro

1. Colloquial Portuguese word meaning "Gay", derived from (see below)
2. Portuguese word meaning "One who sells pots and pans"

1. Com esse par de capris, ele pareçe mesmo como paneleiro
(With those pair of capris, he really looks gay)
2. Eu vi um paneleiro hoje na feira
(There was a man selling pots and pans at the market today)

by Pilaman August 30, 2006

panegyric

A eulogistic oration or writing, similar to an elegy with the difference being in its higher level of formality. A highly complex and specialized piece of music devoted to the eulogy of a person or thing may possibly be refered to as a panegyric instead of an elegy, though this use is rare.

Dr. Flanders delivered his powerfully moving panegyric to what remained, ironically enough, a still body of mourners from Karl Marx's community. for those eleven and a half minutes it seemed that nothing could sway them.

by Andrew Broz August 4, 2005

Panera

A clean, upscale chain of restaurants primarily located on the eastern coast of America. They sell a variety of delicious, high-quality food from soups to sandwiches to desserts. Also featured are their fresh bread and healthy, low-carb options.

Contrary to what the other commenter stated, Panera is never out of stock when I go there.

The food place where yuppies stand on long lines and furiously press the buttons on their Motorola phones as they attempt to order a sandwich.

by anonymous December 10, 2004

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings'

a novel way to start offering advice and easy solutions to complex problems

Example 1:

I don't know what to do - my boyfriend can't stop turning his head at anything in a short dress and stilettos. I find it really humiliating.

ah yes, go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then adjust his horndog settings to what you'd like them to be

Example 2:

what are we going to do about the energy crisis and global warming?

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings', click on 'energy efficiency' and then next to that you'll see 'make the world a lot more energy efficient'

Example 3:

How do I stop my boyfriend from farting so much?

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then 'flatulence'...

by Peter Greenwall March 2, 2011

Panch

Short for Panchero's, it's the most badass Mexican restaurant on the face of the planet. Super fresh tortillas will make your head spin, and the smell of fresh guacamole might induce an orgasm. Warning though: overexposure to Panch will lead to a physical dependency and or addiction similar to that of crack cocaine or pornography.

1. "Dude you wanna get some Panch later?"

"Man, I've already had panch for lunch. Fuck it let's get some panch."

by Seanmo85 August 21, 2008

Pakeha

This is used as a term specifically for NZ European people, in the Maori language it means "foreigner", so could be used for any Non-Maori person.

Pakeha doesn't mean "White Pig". It means foreigner in Maori.

by ChangingtheWays October 14, 2011