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Pseudo-boner

An occurrence when your pants or shirt cause an unflattering bulge to appear, giving all who look at you the impression that you are slightly aroused.
Guy #1: Whoa, man! She's hot but not that hot.

Guy #2: No bro, its just a pseudo-boner.

Guy #1: Oh, okay then. (awkward silence)
by Common Misconceiver May 23, 2009
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Pseudominals

Pseudo Abs. Also known as skinny boy abs

Basically Abs that one did not have to work for but are there because of their metabolism
Oooh. That skinny boy has some pseudominals
by HigherThanAKyte February 17, 2015
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Pseudo-nostalgia

Nostalgia for a past time you haven't actually personally experienced
Redditor: Mans got mad nostalgia for the 80s.
Poggersman270: Retard. You were born the the 90s. That's called pseudo-nostalgia.
by Keef Scott September 13, 2020
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Pseudogon

Person: what’s on YouTube
YouTube: YTP: frosty the humanoid popsicle gets divorced by Pseudogon
Person: yay
by Delete this account now June 21, 2023
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pseudo-intellectual

Someone who pursues knowledge in a variety of categories for purely social reasons and tends to have only a basic understanding of many concepts.

The pseudo-intellectual doesn't seek knowledge for the purpose of better understanding the world, but rather to enhance their image. They also prefer to interpret concepts in a way that allows them to use their knowledge as a weapon in social scenarios. They'll use the misinterpretation of facts to appear objective and correct, and thus unaccountable, when "talking shit" on another person.

The pseudo-intellectual will challenge opinions or views as a way of making a personal attack. They then usually assume an imagined victory and will feel that the one they've attacked has been "put in their place". Pseudo-intellectuals are very catty and have a strong desire to socially dominate others.

Pseudo-intellectuals are quick to judge others and are usually very sure of their superiority based on their ability to use knowledge as social ammo. They'll use any means available to prove themselves "correct" and tend to believe that being correct gives them a blank check for any social pursuits, including ones that are undertaken purely for self gratification.

Given their usual motivation to either impress or dominate their peers, the Pseudo-intellectual is completely uninterested in any knowledge that they can't use in this capacity.
"I wish that pseudo-intellectual cunt-punt would shut the hell up! He's only going after that chick's interpretation of the movie because she refused to sleep with him."
by feodora December 23, 2009
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pseuicide

Faking a terminal illness or death on the internet. May be done for the lulz, to get sympathy and lip gloss, or to see who your real friends are. A pseuicide usually divides a web community into suckers and insensitive douchebags. Death announcements can be made by a sockpuppet.

Also known as pseudocide and Munchausen by Proxy Server. Not to be confused with suicide.
A: It turns out Josh didn't die of consuption after all. His brother and best friend posting from the hospital were just sockpuppets.
B: Not another pseuicide!
by zuffix August 6, 2007
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pseudoporn

An image that appears to be porn but is actually a photo of something else.
Bill: "My wife took some closeups of a flower the other day, I told her they looked just like her vag."
Mick: "Ha Ha, you must have a thing for pseudoporn!"

Eric: "I loved seeing your hot pussy on webcam, Jessica!"
Jessica: "That was my brother's armpit, douchebag."
Eric: "Oh no! I just tossed off to pseudoporn."
by Vortigern April 24, 2010
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