Smoke a pole

1.a non vulgar form of saying "blow job"
2. an insult

tina: hey john you need to clean your car.
john: go smoke a pole.

by geeber101 October 10, 2011

pole syrup

(from the French "sirop de poteau") What Quebecers and others call imitation "breakfast syrups" like Mrs. Buttersworth or Log Cabin - suggesting that they are made by tapping dead telephone poles rather than real maple trees.

"Oh man, she made me pancakes in the morning, right? But all she had to put on them was some disgusting pole syrup!"

by smendler March 15, 2012

pole session

the fine art of masterbating

after spying on your mom in the shower i went back into you room and had a massive pole session

by jeff petch January 26, 2008

dude pole

A penis.

1. If you take some Viagra, your dude pole will be ready

for lovin' for like 4 hours.

2. Seriously Sasha, I took one look at his dude pole & burst out laughing it was so tiny!

by StupidGirl43 August 27, 2009

jizz pole

Slang for penis.

Suck my jizz pole, bitch.

dickcockpenisdongweiner

by scrags2012 November 21, 2014

proletariat chariot

Public transit, i.e. the bus.

My car is in the shop, so I'm riding the proletariat chariot to work this week.

by tam7875 October 9, 2008

Airtight Ski Pole

A sexual position in which every hole is penetrated (airtight) while the broad is tuggin' two others off wit her mitts, like Ski Poles.

Straight Airtight Ski Pole'n it with the titties a bouncin'!!!

by BigCityBrom December 9, 2008