The Most amazing cat that ever lived. He is the reason why deadmau5 is a deadmau5. He is also known to be better then keyboard cat.
by Skrillmau5 July 24, 2011

by whatthefuckdidijustaccomplish April 21, 2021

A character of the Hatchetfield universe, making his first appearance in Starkid's 2018 "The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals". As of 2021 he has also made appearances in episodes 1 and 2 of Nightmare Time and is mentioned briefly in Black Friday. He is played by Robert Manion
by jackaloped February 1, 2021

A man who...
1. Has an unused college degree.
2. Has a bedroom that would appear that a comic book shop blew a load on it.
3. Rubs his penis against guitar strings till its raw.
1. Has an unused college degree.
2. Has a bedroom that would appear that a comic book shop blew a load on it.
3. Rubs his penis against guitar strings till its raw.
by me aka tommy March 9, 2010

When you're stoned and you try to act normal and intelligent. If you pull it off, then you too, can be Professor Stoner.
by CleanBandit April 30, 2015

One whose fascination with the male reproductive organ never ceases.
They constantly create inaccurate diagrams of the body part, usually in their mates workbook for a teacher to find. Anyone who knows someone of this profession should seek mental help for them immediately.
They constantly create inaccurate diagrams of the body part, usually in their mates workbook for a teacher to find. Anyone who knows someone of this profession should seek mental help for them immediately.
"Trent drew a dick in my workbook the other day". "dude, then he's a phallus professor and there's no saving him".
by we should kill teh bronies September 16, 2015

A knowledgeable grey haired professor, who has a habit of literally mumbling while delivering a lecture, making it hard to comprehend.
Derivation- Inspired by the definition of the word mumblemouth on urban dictionary.
Derivation- Inspired by the definition of the word mumblemouth on urban dictionary.
Professor Pandey warned his colleagues- " Speak loud and clear! Or else students will call you Professor Mumblemouth. "
by Nodcrafty charlatan March 15, 2022
