pooh man

phrase to describe a hard situation; can be used in multiple ways

Pooh man killin' this bottle of whipped will devastate me.
Pooh man that test tomorrow is going to be rough.

by Mcdevhoused October 28, 2010

pooh shiesty

When you're out and you have to take a shit, so you go into a sit-down restaurant and tell them you're going to order but you need to use the bathroom first. Then you sneak out, tell them you're vegan if they press you.

"That chinese isn't sitting right with me... We're an hour away from my apartment and the only thing nearby is Ruths chris"
"You gotta take a pooh shiesty bro"

by GhettoLibrarian February 18, 2021

pooh chaser

Shit stabber, pooh poker, turd burglar.
A man who likes the feel of a part of his body, (often his penis) up another mans bottom.

Due to his love of the feel of another mans anus on his penis, many people referred to Andrew as a pooh chaser.

by Lawrie_P August 28, 2005

pooh eating

To consume the feces. This can either be in an act of affection or to gain a higher standing in a gang or to gain entrance to heaven in a certain religion. (see; church of fudge) The act of pooh eating is looked down apon in many cultures and can also be used as an insult.

Shut up you stupid pooh eating whore.

Pooh eating is the way to please god!

by Tristan123 August 25, 2006

pooh nanny

A female whom you would not suspect of, but thoroughly enjoys anal penetration. Usually a woman past her college years.

Katherine is a pooh nanny; she took it up the ass last night. It just so happens she requested it.

by Phil A. Sheoh August 28, 2006

pooh dick

The result of penetrating a dirty butthole. It is always good ettiquite to enema yourself before engaging in anal sex.

I was plugging Roger up the ass, and caught a wiff of crap. I looked down and to my dismay, a nasty case of pooh dick.

by Topher30 December 7, 2006

pooh-ed it

When an Over-The-Line hitter miss hits a ball that carries softly into the push corner. Named for the the hitting style of OTL legend Brian "Pooh Bear" Westermier.

1: "Pat Pooh-ed it in to the corner."

2: "Sorry, I really Pooh-ed that one."

by OTLKing October 31, 2007