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package sniffer

it started like this...

the office IT guy was telling us that we NEED to use VPN while on business travel. he says that if we dont use VPN, someone could use packet sniffer software to read our emails. we told him he's a package sniffer.

then we lol'd, cause thats the way we roll...
"those crazy ITards make everything difficult...they're all a bunch of package sniffers."
by notasniffer October 18, 2007
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package_sama

a tiktoker who posts mainly Dragon Ball Z related content, often seen talking about how much they love Bulma
guy 1 “ hey are you following “package_sama”? “

guy 2 “ no why “

guy 1 “ they post the best dbz content ever, and their pfp is a hot milf “
by _swag_ March 2, 2021
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Package Five

Anything legitimately obtained for free that one would normally have to pay money for.

Not to be confused with the five finger discount.

Originated by attendees of E3, where the elusive "Package 5" is given out for free to "qualifying members of the gaming industry" through some arcane and secretive decision-making process by the E3 registration staff. Ordinary proles must pay several hundred dollars for the privilege of attending E3, but many apply for Package Five in the hopes that the gaming gods will smile upon them that day and grant them entrance without sacrificing their first-born.
"Hey, that's a nice phone. I got the same one for $150."
"You paid for it? I got a friend at a celphone company that got me a package five deal for it."
by toma levine March 12, 2004
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Package Deal

When you defecate in a zip lock bag. Box it up and gift wrap it the send it via US Mail or Parcel Service to a willing recipient who then uses the zip locked product to gratify him or herself sexually.
I couldn't be with my girl for the Holidays so I sent her a Package Deal to help relive her sexual frustration.

My roommate decided to move out when he walked in on me opening my Package Deal.
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package whackage

Viciously slapping your inner thighs with the sides of your hands
Did you see Jeremy yesterday?
Yeah! He can do a mean package whackage
by oXander_ December 19, 2016
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package friend

A greasy faced bastard whose pimples might explode at any time like popcorn and who delivers packages to hotels. Also known to give rim jobs to willing bellmen
Oh look, here comes package friend. He's such a putz.
by dillhole September 8, 2003
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Package Deal

The Term used when you have two (male or females) where one rude ugly girl has a really hot best friend. The term package deal is used when some one only wants the hot girl, but you can only get her through her best friend therefore you invite her to invite her hot friend. It can sometimes be risky because if you attempt package deal and get her to invite her hot friend, her friend may not be able to come, and so you can sometimes get stuck with the ugly girl. But if it pays off, it can definitely be worth it.
Dave: Hey lets call up some girls to hang out!
Steve: You want to call up package deal?
Dave: Ehhh, Its risky.. But I'm feeling pretty lucky!
*Dave Calls Ugly Girl
Hey do you and (Hot Girl) want to come over with me and steve?
Ugly Girl: Oh, (Hot Girl) is out of town, but I would love to come over! I'll see you there in ten!
Dave: Danggittttttt Package Deal failed!!
by simpsonstyle819 October 2, 2012
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