A small city between Ottawa and Montreal, population approx. 55,000.
Many young citizens claim to hate, loathe and/or dislike the city. However, they never move or leave. The city itself is beautiful with the St. Lawrence river touching the whole south side; the trees, which are everywhere; the gorgeous churches and the 'low key' aspect of living in a city without living in a city.
The scenery is nice, but just like all cities there are a few places which are in need of updating. But it is not the residents fault, that falls on the 'landlords'.
The schools are above average and are definitely not given enough credit. They help and educate but the stubborn people make that difficult.
The bar scene is almost non existent, which the exception of two nightclubs and some pub/sports bars.
The low class citizens of this prosperous city are arrogant and completely uneducated.
WHY BASH AGAINST A BEAUTIFUL CITY? THE CITY YOU LIVE IN? YOU SHOULD BE PRASING IT AND TRYING TO MAKE IT BETTER!
Shame on some of these 'Cornwallites'. The reason why the city is bad, is because of you.
Many young citizens claim to hate, loathe and/or dislike the city. However, they never move or leave. The city itself is beautiful with the St. Lawrence river touching the whole south side; the trees, which are everywhere; the gorgeous churches and the 'low key' aspect of living in a city without living in a city.
The scenery is nice, but just like all cities there are a few places which are in need of updating. But it is not the residents fault, that falls on the 'landlords'.
The schools are above average and are definitely not given enough credit. They help and educate but the stubborn people make that difficult.
The bar scene is almost non existent, which the exception of two nightclubs and some pub/sports bars.
The low class citizens of this prosperous city are arrogant and completely uneducated.
WHY BASH AGAINST A BEAUTIFUL CITY? THE CITY YOU LIVE IN? YOU SHOULD BE PRASING IT AND TRYING TO MAKE IT BETTER!
Shame on some of these 'Cornwallites'. The reason why the city is bad, is because of you.
by TruthTeller October 13, 2014
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Windsor is home to what McLean's Magazine considers the worst university in the country, but they only think that because the editors know they wouldn't get a single ounce of trim from the girls there.
Recently, Windsor has been completely overrun with conservative tight-wad assholes who don't believe in the ideals that built and fueled the city, which has led to the rapid demise of the region's integrity, including the loss of the auto industry and the rise of assholes who vote beyond their means.
Windsor is home to the country's best hockey team (Windsor Spitfires), and also boasts Ceasar's Casino, the country's most populated bar scene, and more strip clubs than you can possibly get kicked out of in one night.
Windsor is quickly moving up the ranks as the single mom capital of the world, only rivaled by Leamington and Chatham. This is only possible because of the number of ass-hats that are migrating to the city from these two kife-hole towns. All in all, the Rose City is still home to some of the fittest trim in the country, and there's even places to get 24 hour breakfast like the Husky or Golden Griddle. mmmmmmm.....
Windsor is home to what McLean's Magazine considers the worst university in the country, but they only think that because the editors know they wouldn't get a single ounce of trim from the girls there.
Recently, Windsor has been completely overrun with conservative tight-wad assholes who don't believe in the ideals that built and fueled the city, which has led to the rapid demise of the region's integrity, including the loss of the auto industry and the rise of assholes who vote beyond their means.
Windsor is home to the country's best hockey team (Windsor Spitfires), and also boasts Ceasar's Casino, the country's most populated bar scene, and more strip clubs than you can possibly get kicked out of in one night.
Windsor is quickly moving up the ranks as the single mom capital of the world, only rivaled by Leamington and Chatham. This is only possible because of the number of ass-hats that are migrating to the city from these two kife-hole towns. All in all, the Rose City is still home to some of the fittest trim in the country, and there's even places to get 24 hour breakfast like the Husky or Golden Griddle. mmmmmmm.....
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John: Where would a guy go to score some great pussy?
Paul: Windsor, Ontario dude, where the fuck else?
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Canadian Guy: Man, we totally scored 3 yankees for a border bang!
American Guy: Those cool, good looking mutha fuckaz from Windsor stole our women.... oh well, this picture of Delta Burke will do... fap fap fap.
John: Where would a guy go to score some great pussy?
Paul: Windsor, Ontario dude, where the fuck else?
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Canadian Guy: Man, we totally scored 3 yankees for a border bang!
American Guy: Those cool, good looking mutha fuckaz from Windsor stole our women.... oh well, this picture of Delta Burke will do... fap fap fap.
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