Beats me Off

Answer to a question that you have no idea how to answer.

A-How did that pine cone basket get there?
B-Beats me off.

by hotstuff babee March 31, 2008

lock me off

Trinidadian slang for "stop talking to me" / "I don't want anything to do with you"

*Girl 1 betrays Girl 2's trust* (Let's say Girl 1 slept with Girl 2's boyfriend and they were best friends beforehand)

Girl 2: Lock me off eh gyul yuh too dutty and stink wit yuh self. (Stop talking to me, you are an untrustworthy person!).

Girl 3: U n Girl 1 stop talk awah? (Are you and Girl 1 still talking to each other?)

Girl 2: No ah lock she off long time. (I stopped speaking to her a while ago).

by trinislang September 16, 2017

Fucks Me Off

A shortenened form of the phrase "fuckin pisses me off". Usually said when the user is so pissed that they forget to say the word pisses which adds to the vulgarity of the phrase which in turn, emphasizes the anger of the user.

Passenger:Hey that guy in the yugo just cut you off and now he is giving you the finger.
Driver:That really fucks me off. Hand me my gun.
Joe:Dude that sucks that your new car just got keyed.
Steve: Yeah that really fucks me off.

by smh8885 September 7, 2007

suck me off

to give great pleasure using the mouth and tounge on a penis, or the male reproductive organ

jim: "i just broke up with my girlfriend"
bob: "then let me suck you off"

by mr.happy May 21, 2004

sending me off

As in you're sending someone off, playing with them, set them up to make them think you're going to do something; but don't really end up doing it.

You never came to the mall like you said you were going to, you be sending me off.

by RaeRaeLove October 14, 2013

Fucking me off

When "pissing me off" just isn't strong enough.

Drivers who just dart in front of me like that are really fucking me off!

by Simon Proxy January 23, 2011

cock me off

being a jerk to..making fun of

Oh my god did that guy just cock me off

by scottygirl February 18, 2010