A heinously unattractive individual, usually a woman, who is so repulsive that they have garnered a title literally defined as "one who makes wood go down" in that they have the power to instantly deflate erections.
Guy #1: "What do you think of Linda?"
Guy #2: "Oh god, with the snaggletooth and the unibrow? Total lumberjack."
Guy #1: "Tell me about it. Talk about wood going DOWN, man."
Guy #2: "Timber!!"
Guy #2: "Oh god, with the snaggletooth and the unibrow? Total lumberjack."
Guy #1: "Tell me about it. Talk about wood going DOWN, man."
Guy #2: "Timber!!"
by isabellap September 20, 2011
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by gesepie french October 21, 2010
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when a guy shits horrizontal to a girl's vagina, then beats it down with his dick till it splits in 2 (causing the lumberjack effect).
its like when you get your dick caught in the microwave then turned on high. or when you forget to take out the dog and you get beat with a soap in a sock giving the Rusty Lumberjack effect.
by hopwood January 13, 2009
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A male of fem-ale who likes to lick lettuce( PUSSY). However wears a lunberjack coloured and style shirt.
A male of fem-ale who likes to lick lettuce( PUSSY). However wears a lunberjack coloured and style shirt.
woman: what shall we do tonight?
man: im gonna lick your lettuce whilst wearing this lumberjack shirt!
woman: OMG you lettuce licking lumberjack
man: im gonna lick your lettuce whilst wearing this lumberjack shirt!
woman: OMG you lettuce licking lumberjack
by Pipppaaaaaa May 16, 2010
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by Paul and Nina with inspiration from Kyle November 21, 2006
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Real Lumberjacks have an ax and existed long ago and wear flannel, suspenders, and pants. They have hairy faces and kick ass. They will cut down any forest easy, because they are awesome.
Fake Lumberjacks are the modern day lumberjacks who wear bright orange and they use chainsaws because they are too weak to use an ax. They also eat lots of flapjacks. Sing and breakdance.
The most awesome lumberjack ever was Paul Bunyan, he was kickass.
A lumberjack's ax is NOT spelled with an e like "axe". Only norsemen had axes.
Real Lumberjacks have an ax and existed long ago and wear flannel, suspenders, and pants. They have hairy faces and kick ass. They will cut down any forest easy, because they are awesome.
Fake Lumberjacks are the modern day lumberjacks who wear bright orange and they use chainsaws because they are too weak to use an ax. They also eat lots of flapjacks. Sing and breakdance.
The most awesome lumberjack ever was Paul Bunyan, he was kickass.
A lumberjack's ax is NOT spelled with an e like "axe". Only norsemen had axes.
by master stghm January 23, 2005
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I'm a lumberjack and I'm O.K.
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.
CHORUS
He's a lumberjack and he's O.K.
He sleeps all night
And Works all day.
I chop down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I want to be a girlee
Just like my dear papa.
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.
CHORUS
He's a lumberjack and he's O.K.
He sleeps all night
And Works all day.
I chop down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I want to be a girlee
Just like my dear papa.
by The Professor June 28, 2004
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