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number one bitch

The very "top" bitch, meaning the "bitchiest" of them all.
"Angie is the number one bitch in this school"
by EsDeFF December 27, 2015
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The Number One

1.) Derived from Strong Bad's Teen Girl Squad comics, where each character is named "The (adjective) One". 2.) Code name for one girl in a group of friends living in Chicago 3.) Bestowed upon her ironically, in recognition of her sarcastic and mocking attitude towards corny, encouraging statements such as "You're number one!" 4.) Alludes to her constant acquiring of phone numbers, due to her witty conversation starters and remarkable charm
After returning with another phone number: "She isn't called The Number One for nothing."

"I dare you to do it. Or aren't you The Number One?"
by lpr January 4, 2005
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number one fan

someone that you devote time of day to that you hope will acknowledge that effort and become your #1 fan
Look, there's Kevin talking to his number one fan...she actually looks interested.
by eyes for you November 18, 2009
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world's number one supergroup

The best band in life, Led Zeppelin is often called the number one supergroup.
ignoramus: whats led zeppelin?
coolguy: the world's number one supergroup dumbass
by iluvcheeseandcrackers11 June 12, 2009
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numberology

not to be confused with its more popular cousin, 'numerology', NUMBERology is the study of correlations between the NUMBERS (which are real, unlike 'numers') we see in our environment and the events that occur around the same time. common examples include golden birthdays, anagram time (eg at 10:01 am or pm bust out an anagram, just for fun), and historical coincidences (see example below).
from astrological numberology:

S: The death of this terrorist leader...the removal of corrupt leaders...the massive deaths of people from natural disasters...could this be a cleansing of the world? Where good people get to go to heaven, bad people die and the world prepares for a more peaceful existence? Could this be what 2012 theories are talking about. Death of the "old world ways"?

R: my numberological analysis agrees and suggests this is one of the omens of the dawning of the age of aquarius, the 11th sign. today is 5/01/11 and completes a 10 year cycle starting on 9/11/01. aquarius is an air sign and the WTC was an aerial attack, so today's justice also signals air mastery. the WTC LOOKED like a 11, we should rebuild BOTH TOWERS!!!
by tagonist May 24, 2011
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number one brown jersey

Belonging to the same family of vile sexual acts such as the cleveland steamer and the hot carl. The number one brown jersey consists of engaging in anal intercourse in the rear entry position and then removing the penis, placing it on the female's backside and rocking back and forth to create the likeness of a number one using the fecal matter that has collected on the penis.
"Yeah mutha fucka...I gave that hoe a number one brown jersey last night...and then she turned around and slobbed my jiggaboo pie."
by shame on a n**** January 31, 2003
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