The act of placing ice packs around your penis for 20 minutes and then getting a blow job but only on the dick tip.
by mikecrabman July 20, 2017
Richard asked Tom for a dutch rudder, but Tom was horny too. Therefore they decided on a Norwegian Regatta. Tom won.
by Gouleeee October 18, 2011
The sexual act of placing ones penis between a pair of hairy butt cheeks - idealy of a female who then farts.
Making the hair tickle the shaft and feeling like the legs of a caterpillar walking.
Making the hair tickle the shaft and feeling like the legs of a caterpillar walking.
A couple meet in a bar wanting to try something new and go home to experiment. They are watching animal planet during a series on caterpillars they play around with this bizzare idea of farting on the weaner between the hairy buns... Hence the "Norwegian Caterpillar"
by BumCheek April 25, 2008
When you bend a chick backwards, so that her face is touching her ass, and you shoot your load on her face so that it drips onto her ass, thus 'glazing' the donut.
by DigiMan Shart July 09, 2009
Norwegian politician and diplomat Arne Treholt, who in 1985 was convicted of high treason and espionage on behalf of the Soviet Union and Iraq. Commander of the Norwegian Ninja Force, under the supervision and protection of its founder and guardian HM King Olav V of Norway.
Wikipedia
Wikipedia
1. "At One with the Cosmos, like a Norwegian Ninja!"
2. Norwegian Ninja: "A true guardian of the norwegian laws of nature and way of life!"
3. HM King Olav V, on Commander Treholt:
"All gave some, Some gave all!"
Norsk:"ALLE GA NOE, NOEN GA ALT"
2. Norwegian Ninja: "A true guardian of the norwegian laws of nature and way of life!"
3. HM King Olav V, on Commander Treholt:
"All gave some, Some gave all!"
Norsk:"ALLE GA NOE, NOEN GA ALT"
by Chevalier de Balibari July 05, 2010
When a man ejaculates onto the face of someone else, then proceeds to use his erect penis to "squeegee" said ejaculate off. All this is done while wearing the viking horns.
"I hear Thor gave her the Norwegian Squeegee last night, then told her 'If it's not to her liking, it's free from the viking'"
by Norwegian Viking November 29, 2012
The aftermath of an uncurcumcised dude wiping his smegma-coated penis across the upper lip of a chick. Like a dirty sanchez, but resulting from an abundance of smegma rather than the presence of shit.
Sven wiped his smega-encrusted, uncircumcised dick allover Jenny's mouth, leaving her with a dirty Norwegian moustache.
by Em Epher March 02, 2007