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Digital Gangster. One who (ab)uses the internet and modern technology for many tasks, most commonly for monetary profit or other personal gain, and initimidation of rivals. People who can destroy your credit, steal your identity or hack your website without you ever seeing them.
YTCracker is a DG. He clocks huge bank from spamming and is not to be fuxd with if you value your life.
by Em Epher July 01, 2006

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1. One of the baddest O.G. motherfuckers ever to walk the face of the Earth, even in old age, even cooler than Harrison Ford or Tom Selleck, and in the same league as Chuck Norris, Frank Sinatra, Shaq, Isaac Hayes and Robert DeNiro.

2. The clitoris of a woman.
1. Yeah man, Clint Eastwood is awesome. He was Dirty freakin Harry, for pete's sake.

2. Oh crap, I just saw Amanda's Clint Eastwood when she bent over because her skirt is so short!
by Em Epher August 18, 2009

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The aftermath of an uncurcumcised dude wiping his smegma-coated penis across the upper lip of a chick. Like a dirty sanchez, but resulting from an abundance of smegma rather than the presence of shit.
Sven wiped his smega-encrusted, uncircumcised dick allover Jenny's mouth, leaving her with a dirty Norwegian moustache.
by Em Epher March 02, 2007

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n. A relatively uncommon euphemism for powder cocaine, originating from frequent and heavy use by many musicians in the heyday of jazz.
Mark: Let me get a lil' more of that yayo.
Sean: Haven't you had enough of the jazz salt yet, you dope fiend?
by Em Epher May 03, 2008

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A mofongo inside a chicken inside a penguin. And it's a BIG mofongo. A cousin of turducken.
Big Papi just ate a whole mofenguin, cause he like a BIG lunch.
by Em Epher September 09, 2017

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A portmanteau of the words captcha and atrophy, captchrophy is the modern phenomenon of hand muscle atrophy in people who frequently use email and text messaging as primary forms of written communication. As captchrophy sufferers rarely write on paper anymore, their muscles degrade (atrophy), resulting in their handwriting taking on the appearance of "captcha" text, the internet security technology utilized to distinguish between actual humans and spambots through use of ill-formed letters and numbers.
Sean: Yo, holmes I got your note but I couldn't read it.
Donald: Sorry man, I know my writing is crazy looking, it's a bad case of captchrophy.
by Em Epher October 14, 2011

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