nocturanal emission

Farting in your sleep. A brown dream.

Before I went to bed last night, I ate a lot of cheese, I woke up to my NOCTURANAL EMISSIONS.

by Virgil G October 31, 2007

Nocturnal ass bitch

your a bitch who sleep all day and shit and is awake all night being a dumb whore and a crackhead

Sadie : girl where the fuck you’ve been

Sophie : girl I’m a nocturnal ass bitch

by Sophii May 7, 2021

nocturnal_sacrifice

A notorious Yahoo! Metal:1 chatter, nocturnal_sacrifice is not only a source of amusement and intelligent conversation, but has vast knowledge of X-TREME norse metal as well.

Nocturnal Sacrifice: Hubba hubba

by Robyn Swank November 4, 2004

nocturnalepsy

Anyone who feels asleep around 9pm or earlier and wake up around 9am or earlier. People who fall into this category are 100% morning people.

The movie we plan on seeing will not start later than 5:00pm. This way I can be in bed by 9:00pm since I am wide awake no later than 9:00am. This is because I have a neurological disorder...nocturnalepsy.

by kimmickalnv July 27, 2015

Nocturnal animal

When one is being annoyed they are a nocturnal animal.

Clark you bloody nocturnal animal!

by Alberty January 26, 2020

The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares

Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.

"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"

by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 13, 2018

nocturnal chipmunk

The nocturnal chipmunk is when a male and a female are sleeping together in the same bed (literally). The male wakes up in the middle of the night, opens the female's mouth, and places his testicles in the female's mouth, causing the mouth to bulge, just like a chipmunk's mouth.

Connor and Izzy were spending the night together when Connor woke up and placed his testicles into Izzy's mouth, making a nocturnal chipmunk.

by Swamming January 29, 2016