newark

Home of gangstas, pimps, sluts, hoes, jump-offs and any other socially deviant group. A place where even the humble carry a burner. A shitty city but at the same time rich with black culture and black pride. Only problem is it's drug infested and poverty-stricken. So the only option is to keep on clockin' ya dig.

Brick city be gettin' it poppin for real. Yea, Newark is a hot ass town just go there with the burner.

by Bradley Court Piff May 4, 2006

Rutgers-Newark

One of the three campus's of Rutgers University. A potential elite campus, if the New Brunswick campus didn't hog all the money and spend it on a crappy football team, a mass busing system, and grossly inflated salaries.

Rutgers-Newark would be a great University if it broke away from the useless parts of the system.

by spyyder December 5, 2004

Newarker

A Newarker is a person who is from Newark, in Nottinghamshire England. Newark has one of the highest incest rates in Europe, and if you're from Newark you're likely to be a gypsy or a youth-clubber. An outbreak of fungus recently hit the town in March '06. Leaving one 16 year old boy devastated, he described the situation as "very, very bad", although his beloved warhammer helped him through this hard time, his friends were also upset at the outbreak, describing the 16 year old who cannot be named for legal reasons "a fun guy". Newarkers are easily amused, the local stadium "the youth club arena" saw a record crowd of 34,564 to see a cat play with a ball of string. The other 45,785 residents of Newark were at home shagging their sisters.

Newarker: Hi, i have fungus
Other Newarker: That sucks, lets go bum youth club
Other other Newarker: Hi, im not meant to be here, im meant to be at home shagging my sister

by Gangus Boy April 17, 2006

Netardus

To pull of a "Netardus", you must follow all directions below.
1. You must be in a hotel
2. You must find one or two skanks
3. You must find an eye patch
4. You must get the skanks into your room after letting them enjoy a large amount of 151.
5. You then must put on the eye patch, and fuck the skanks with any object that might resemble a dildo.
6. You must have a friend name Roosevelt, who only smashes quasimodos
7. You must wake up the next morning and be scared that you have herpes

Brian- "Hey Sean, do you know where Matt is?"

Sean- "Yeah man, he is upstairs hitting on some skanks"

Brian- "Ohh shit! I saw an eye patch in his back pocket, I bet that man is about to pull a Netardus!"

Sean- "Yeah, but where is Roosevelt?"

Brain- "He is downstairs searching for a fat quasi to smash ASAP"

by QuasimodoLOVERorHATER?? April 28, 2011

Newarked

when something is horribly broken or out of order

That shit got newarked

by Fronkeh June 10, 2011

Newark

College town in Delaware where the University of Delaware is. Home to so many hot north Jersey girls and parties you will lose your mind. Also where local Newark, DE thugs hang out, that will punch you in your face, also known as "townies".

"You go to Delaware?"
"Yea, we thought we were cool, but me and my friends just got beat up by some townies."
"They were from Newark."

by stimie bros December 16, 2007

Neard

A neck beard. Facial hair that fails to grow on the cheeks, chin, and upper lip, but grows in abundance on the neck. Oh so sexy during make outs and philosophical discussions.

Ooooh look at that neard. There's all over that sexy neck.

by trekdude31415 January 5, 2011