Pull a nelson

To get clobbered by a car which you do not see as you run across the street.

guy one:Dude watch where your going, you almost pulled a nelson
guy two: Oh shit son I did almost pull a nelson

by Chris Sivertson February 10, 2008

Fort Nelson

a small town in the middle of fucking nowhere, it appears on like every map but no one can ever find it.

Guy 1:hey, where are you going again?
Guy 2:Fort Nelson
Guy 1:where?

by spanishLION July 16, 2009

Neeshay

An intelligent, kind, loving, beautiful, and AMAZING girl. She is the most talented and intellectual girl I have ever met. When you meet her, never leave her because she is one of a kind person that light up your world.

Me: Omg Neeshay is the best
Everyone else: Yep she is

by SmartChic July 19, 2016

Freaky Nelson

cool, retro awesome, exciting like everyone would like it

as in 'you should come to the party its going to be totally freaky nelson'

by y'shua April 23, 2009

Key’Nesha

Key’Nesha is an down to earth spirit who people instantly love when they first meet her she is funny and smart and just amazing. Key’Nesha can be mean sometimes but only for a reason she cares about her friends like their her blood because to her they are.

Key’Nesha is an amazing person.

by Baby_Kay72 November 5, 2018

Roger Nelson

If I was your girlfriend, would you remember

To tell me all the things you forgot when I was your man?

Hey hey, when I was your man
If I was your best friend, would you let me

Take care of you and do all the things that only a best friend can?

Oh, only best friends can
If I was your girlfriend, would you let me dress you

I mean, help you pick out your clothes before we go out?

Not that you're helpless

But sometime, sometime those are the things that bein' in love's about
If I was your one and only friend

Would you run to me if somebody hurt you even if that somebody was me, yeah

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be, please
If I was your girlfriend

Would you let me wash your hair?

Could I make you breakfast sometime?

Well then, could we just hang out

I mean, could we go to a movie and cry together?

'Cause to me baby, that would be so fine
Baby, can I dress you

I mean, help you pick out your clothes before we go out?
Listen girl, I ain't sayin you're helpless

But sometime, sometime those are the things that bein' in love's about
Sugar, do you know what I'm saying to you this evening?
Maybe you think I'm being a little self-centered

But I, I said I want to be all of the things you are to me

Surely, surely you can see
Is it really necessary for me to go out of the room

Just because you want to undress?

We don't have to make children to make love
And we don't have to make love to have an orgasm

Your body's what I'm all about

Can I see it?

I'll show you

Why not? You can do it because I'm your friend

I'd do it for you

Of course I'd undress in front of you

And when I'm naked, what shall I do?
How can I make you see that it's cool?

Can't you just trust me?

If I was your girlfriend, you could

Oh yeah, I think so
Listen, for you naked I would dance a ballet

Would that get you off?

Tell me what will

If I was your girlfriend, would you tell me?
Would you let me see you naked then?

Would you let me give you a bath?

Would you let me tickle you so hard you'd laugh and laugh
And would you, would you let me kiss you there

You know, down there where it counts

I'll do it so good, I swear I'll drink every ounce

And then I'll hold you tight and hold you long

And together we'll stare into silence
And we'll try to imagine what it looks like

Yeah, we'll try to imagine what, what silence looks like

Yeah, we'll, we'll try to imagine what silence looks like

Yeah, we'll try

Roger Nelson

by Krkič April 6, 2019

Nelson Riddle

Rhyming slang for piddle. The act of taking a piss.

"Now you're trying to run my life again ain't you Del? Well,
if I let you get away with it this time I won't be able to go for a Nelson Riddle without you giving me a blueprint." (Rodney in "Only Fools And Horses" in Series 2, Episode 1: "The Long Legs of the Law")

by mixedbizness September 26, 2012