carson-newman university

a small shitty school in Jefferson, City TN. 70% of the students are athletes. 10% are nursing students. other 20% are kids from Knoxville that are too scared to go to UT.

The students that go to carson-newman university are like the home-schooled kids in high school.

by madiekay December 2, 2017

von Neumann Algebra

In mathematics, a von Neumann algebra or W*-algebra is a *-algebra of bounded operators on a Hilbert space that is closed in the weak operator topology and contains the identity operator. It is a special type of C*-algebra.

The bounded operators on any Hilbert space form a von Neumann algebra, which is some the dopest shit I seen.

by [e-mail] June 25, 2019

Niman

A double of any alcoholic beverage or an extra large portion of a drink.

"I'll have a niman vodka soda".

by James Lloyd Taylor August 13, 2008

Newman

Jerry Seinfelds Arch nemises

Newman:
Hello Jerry

Jerry:
Hello Newman

by cory lahey March 1, 2008

Nieman

To be stared at by a ginger. Usually in a creepy way and by one who is obsessed with video games

"Grant likes to nieman in class"

"Daniel niemaned my little sister"

by jackhammer300 April 15, 2014

Colin Newman

A punk/experimental rock artist from the late seventies and eighties who produced the song "Alone," found on the soundtrack to "Silence of the Lambs."

Was formerly a member of the band "Wire."

Man 1: Colin Newman makes some frigging weird shit.
Man 2: I know, I went to a concert and shit in a soda can so I could slop the filthy mix on my face and make out with my transvestite girlfriends.

by Styxhexenhammer August 29, 2009

newman

Jerry's fat annoying neighbor on the show Seinfeld, he works as a postman and he is a good friend of Kramer, and sometimes joins Kramer in his "get rich quick" schemes.
Newman is also responsible for bringing fleas into jerry's apartment as seen on the show.
His actor is Wayne Knight.

Newman: Hello, Jerry.
Jerry: Hello, Newman.

by Mario-Dx January 2, 2009