narcisstick

Annoying selfies made with phone/camera on a stick.

"Oh, look another narcisstick selfie post."

by germannoodles August 6, 2015

Narcissistic Dick Disorder

When you have a dick so far up your ass that it hits your brain and causes an arrogant mindset in which you can never be wrong. Commonly seen in people who have failed in some area repeatedly, such as school, dating, etc...

Joe: "Wow, Tim has been really cocky and arrogant lately. What's his deal?"

Blake: "I think he has Narcissistic Dick Disorder."

by MLGPingu September 1, 2015

Narcissistic lasso

A method used by narcissists to put their victim in a such a state of confusion that the issue or problem that the victim originally brought up is forgotten. Narcissists lasso their victims in by vehemently arguing that they, the narcissist, are the victim in the relationship. Soon the real victim feels inprisoned, helpless and confused about whose view is legitimate.

Rebecca thought that Felix was disrespectful of her until Felix used the narcissistic lasso to make her believe that she was the one who was disrespectful in their relationship.

by Missy Know It All August 28, 2016

narcissistic blackout

A phase in a young woman's life when she gets so self absorbed that she becomes completely unreachable. All attempts to make contact with this person are in vain, for all approaches are assumed sexual advances and unworthy ones at that.

Has Lindsay answered her phone yet this week? She left her dog's ear medicine in my car and i think it's really important we get it to her .

That dog is as good as dead. Lindsay's been trapped in a narcissistic blackout ever since she decided to become a stripper

by jusss August 21, 2017

Narcissisticomonocalkalus

Narcissisticomonocalkalus is a word used for using very long and useless words. Not often used as "Narcissisticomonocalkalusios"

These guys are too narcissisticomonocalkalusios for me dude!

by Murshiii August 3, 2021

Narcissistic

Yes, the reason people are treated poorly in the workplace is that they're narcissistic and deserve it. That's why I took every opportunity to berate that cripple, publicly in front of anyone who would listen.

Hym "Yeah, you rendering your life more tolerable at the expense of others is evidence THEIR moral failures and not yours. Which makes you a hypocrite. Because you're actively trying to prevent my life from being made more tolerable at the expense of a worthless cripple and the narcissistic whore that fucked it."

by Hym Iam December 27, 2022

Narcissistic Pouncer

Someone who pounces onto a conversation, relating what you are talking about to something no one cares about...usually something about themselves!

Guy:Hey, there is a new bar in Dinky Town called "The Library". It's introducing "super thirsty thursdays"

Narcissistic Gal:OMG, OMG, that bar is Awesome. It has maroon carpets...same color my bridesmaids will wear when Mark and I get married!

Guy: Ohh c'mon, we're talking important things here. Don't be such a Narcissistic Pouncer!

by creature that hates Narcissism May 10, 2010