A group of people on your Facebook friends list that your not really sure how you know some of them but regularly like and share your posts and end up in your notifications
by epic cunt September 6, 2016
Get the Notification Groupiesmug. by maxtaunt January 14, 2022
Get the 3 notificationsmug. The state of excitement and inflation of a sense of self when one gets many positive notifications through social media.
Thomas was completely in a state of notification inebriation from a series of stories and selfies so much that he began to tell strangers that he was the next Jesus or Kanye
by von groovy September 15, 2019
Get the notification inebriationmug. That moment when all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned temporary shallow interest of The Rents.
They want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections to nosh on dry turkey and fight about fascism until somebody cries like God intended when he wrote the 5th Commandment (the one about mum and dad).
They're not interested in you, but if you cancel your interest in them you're going to hell. And your dots will go away.
They want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections to nosh on dry turkey and fight about fascism until somebody cries like God intended when he wrote the 5th Commandment (the one about mum and dad).
They're not interested in you, but if you cancel your interest in them you're going to hell. And your dots will go away.
Q: Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?
A; Bro, my socials are blowing up. So many dots.
Q: What did you post?
A: A picture of my sandwich.
Q: Can I see?
A: Sure
Oh, bro. FFS. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
A; Bro, my socials are blowing up. So many dots.
Q: What did you post?
A: A picture of my sandwich.
Q: Can I see?
A: Sure
Oh, bro. FFS. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
by nocharge November 16, 2023
Get the Parental Notificationmug. by TheBlueLeo April 20, 2019
Get the You are my best notificationmug. The thing that makes a sound (unless it's a silent notification) when you're watching porno on your smartphone. VERY annoying.
by Twight0931 March 26, 2021
Get the Notificationmug. This refers to a post by @gayprotofag that came viral
The post says "why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue and then an image of their notifications being red
The post says "why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue and then an image of their notifications being red
by Gay Billie Joe February 19, 2025
Get the Why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of bluemug.