Got My Money's Worth

The act of releasing one's bowels and masturbating simultaneously. In layman's terms, jerking off and pooping at the same time.

Dude, last night, I may have had the runs, but I totally got my money's worth!

by Duh-Donna March 7, 2009

Get My Money On "GMMO"

to do what ever you want with your money. Usually meaning to party or spend on ones self. to self indulge but not excluding paying bills. Also an attitude of "lets do this" pertaining to spending money

After I get off work I'm going to get my money on. go shopping. Party at the club. Buy a high dollar toy, floss, GET MY MONEY ON "GMMO"

by Rowdy Cain February 6, 2015

Losing my monkeys

A series of words to show how funny something is.

"Fabian is Losing my monkeys at that meme"

by twookie September 16, 2022

not my circus, not my monkeys

absolutely nothing to do with you, usually used to have an opinion on something which you're not entitled to an opinion on. You're acting like someone who is judging a circus, its not yours, you have no part in it, so it doesn't matter to you. It can also be used if you don't like something offered to you.

its a bad idea... but whatever, not my circus, not my monkeys

by doingpatriarchywell November 17, 2025

My money my choice

An anti-feminist slogan started by Dave Chapelle used to expose the hypocrisy of feminists when it comes to abortion.

Dave Chapelle:But ladies… I also believe if you do decide to keep the baby man should not have to pay.
Crowd is silent
Dave Chapelle: It’s my money my choice

by BurgerKingNuggets July 11, 2024

My Money

My deeds are what are going to help people and by acting as a middle man and skimming money off the top you're demonstrating the truth of the proposition that you politics revolves entirely around other men footing the bill so you can both live high on the hog and make the people who can do what you can't against their will. And that's why the holocaust.

Hym "My money should be going to me. So, imprison the middle man and give me my money. They are just stealing opportunities that should be going to me under false pretenses and then insisting that I'm not more intelligent or better then they are. If it was up to me I would execute them all and their kids. And I know what you're thinking 'But Hym, That's what a Jew would do!' And No. I would do it better."

by Hym Iam March 3, 2025

chop my money

taking money from someone and giving none back

Ah, this woman go chop my money o!

by misschopmoney March 19, 2025