delli mustard

When a male and female get together for a sexual meeting and the male ejaculates into a cup after beeing blowed and then proceeds to take a piss into the cup making a liquid that looks like fucked up mustard. He then poors the new liquid onto his female partner and rubs it all over her body

"Oh shit, I'm about to cum, quick give me a cup to mix up some nice deli mustard for our sandwiches"

by Steve July 6, 2004

mustard urine

mustard urine is the yellow, watery, liquid that comes out of a mustard plastic squeeze bottle before the mustard does.

"When you make my ham and cheeese sandwich please leave out the mustard urine!"

by Marc Moskovits January 31, 2008

Mustard packet

A stack of 100 hundred dollar bills, so called because of the mustard yellow band around the stack.

Addict: How much is the blow gonna run me?
Dealer: Gonna be 2 mustard packets, son
Addict: 20k? Aight

by #fuckingstupid June 14, 2017

clunge mustard

The remnants of dried spotty blood at the latter stages of a woman's menstrual cycle

Went to go down on Doreen but noticed she still had a bit of clunge mustard in her undies

by Krudbucket April 29, 2021

Mustard Bun

An indiscriminate sexual orifice, usually used in context of making fun of one's homosexuality.

Smitty was watching as Liam was measuring Damien's Girthy-Base, then Damien stuck it in his mustard bun.

by SauceyGirth September 26, 2014

mustardfoot

Someone who starts a task they are completely capable of and does not finish it.

Person 1: Hey dude, could you work on this for me?
Person 2: Sure, I'll be done within a week!

-a week later-

Person 1: Hey, that thing done yet?
Person 2: Nah dude I forgot, sorry. I'm not really motivated to do it anymore.
Person 1: Wow, you're such a mustardfoot.

by mustardfoot August 19, 2017

mustardswrath

A fire content creator on tiktok who is in the best clan ever

Dude 1: Bro Mustardswrath is fire!
Dude 2: ikr!

by cooluserkid12345 October 19, 2021