murk

Misspelled. See merc, short for "mercenary." Merc means to leave or to kill.

"I killed that guy in the swamp."
"You mean you merced him in the murk?"
"Yeah."

by inkdrinker April 22, 2005

murk

to kill or badly beat up someone or to kill a suituation or a joke.

1)"I'm gonna murk you"
2)Person1: "Wouldn't it be funny if she came in with a taser"
Person 2:"It would be funny if she came in dressed in leather"
Person 1:Nah you just murked it!

by lil tazz February 26, 2007

murk

a common misspelling for merc. Short for mercenary. To hurt, murder, destroy, whoop-ass, etc.

On a spelling test, if you spelled merc, "Murk." You'd be flat out wrong, dumbass.

by Jesus W. Christ February 21, 2012

murk

To sneek a quick look at another mans cock when he is asleep. Only a man can murk/merk another man. If the murkee wakes or knows of the murk/merk then it is not a murking. The average man is murked 32 times in his life time.
The act of murking is for the murker to achieve a secret sense of empowerment over the murkee. Used by many through history to gain psychological advantage over ones competitor.

It is well documented that David murked/merked Goliath before their epic battle, only to find that Goliath was not so goliath in all departments. This is the key factor in Davids victory.
Used in everyday life to discribe an act of disgracing someone.
(v) "step back and prepare to be murked"

by Chris Swinburn May 17, 2007

murks

If something is "Murks" then it´s simply shit. usually the product of someone´s inability to do just the thing he/she/them tried to do. Can also be used for describing something: he totally murksed it.

Person1: Look at that picture th artist sold for 4000.
Person2: What the fuck?! That´s total MURKS! A drugged ape would do much better!

Person1: Heard of Bill proposing to Jane?
Person2: Yeah he toally murksed it. I can till see how swollen his left cheek is.

by Soul76 October 19, 2003

Murked

When you are so high that you are unable to do anything, move, or speak.

After taking a huge hit off the bong, Joe's friends asked him if he was ok, but he was so murked that he couldn't respond.

by dfolse February 1, 2010

Murked

Stoned

Jay: Dude, i havnt been this blasted since college man.
Bob's parrot: Ya dude, You look murked.

by zomatrocity January 22, 2011