After doing messy anal sex with your girl. You pull out and give her a hot shot with your rusty musket.
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Get the Rusty Musket mug.The act of taking a half melted Vienetta ice cream, loosely spreading it around the asshole and then ramming it inside using a stick.
Me an the Mrs could only manage half the Vienetta last night, so I dropped my trousers and she gave me a Venetian Musket.
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Get the Elon Muskett mug.V. Jerk off, beat off, the knuckle shuffle, masturbation. The motion used to pantomime masturbation is strangely close to the motion used to pack a Civil War style musket.
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Get the minket mug.The act of sex on a woman who is menstruating. While her tampon is still inserted, the man proceeds with intercourse in the "doggy style" position. After ejaculation, the tampon will be packed tightly and when the woman expels air out of her vagina, the tampon will turn into a bloody projectile.
My roommate walked in during a bloody musket, we narrowly missed his face while aiming for the cans.
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Penelope wouldn't let me bang her with the lights on so I pounded her pink palpitating pudding until it proplapsed, but she got even, she gave me a "Rusty Musket".
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