Muff cabbage

Guy: you got muff cabbage!

Girl: What?

Guy: its a jersey thing...

Girl: douche.
by cjdoh October 16, 2010
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muff cabbage

Whore

Context

cabbage = earning money, growing money (see also pimping)

muff = sweet smell in the morning; vagina

muff cabbage = earning money with a sweet vagina
"You wack job, prostitution whore, you probably sell your muff for six dollars?!.
You fucking psycho bitch! Fuck you! You're nothing but garbage, that's what you are garbage! You sick old woman, muff garbage! MUFF CABBAGE!"
by laama October 18, 2010
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Muff Cabbage

A term coined by South Park used by people from Jersey. Typically used as an insult.
You are Muff Cabbage. There is fucking cabbage, in your muff.
What does that even mean?
It's a Jersey thing.
by letsgoducks October 18, 2010
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Muff Cabbage

A woman's saggy, bloodhound cheek esque beef curtains.
Dan: "Did you hear about Kristin Hanlon's saggy beef curtains? They're FUCKING DISGUSTING. Total Muff Cabbage."

Stan: "Yeah, they taste like an Arby's Melt."
by barrywhitesballsack November 13, 2010
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Muff Cabbage

You got fucking muff cabbage in your muff!
by TheKruton October 18, 2010
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Muff Cabbage

You're nothin but garbage! That's what you are, you're garbage! You sick old woman muff garbage! Muff cabbage!
by IsiMan85 October 17, 2010
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